We’re all very glad the Skins won, but please don’t brag about Santana Moss going catch-less and opening up holes for the rest of the team. It KILLED our fantasy team this week. Chris Cooley: No Flying for the Eagles I finally put a touchdown on the stat sheet. I …

100% A game = tricking your girlfriend into asking YOU to marry HER. We think only an NBA All-Star could pull this off. Still, it is pretty bad ass when you throw your girl off the trail by promising dinner with Obama and then you have a moon bounce and …

Agent Zero may not play next season, but he does have time to get engaged. WaPo: Arenas Went a-Courting, and the Answer Was Yes After seven years and two kids together, Gilbert Arenas and Laura Govan are making it official: They’re getting married … The Wizards’ $111 million superstar turned …

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We’re getting lots of new readers today as a result of our Monday post (Chris Cooley’s Limp Edge). We saw Cooley’s post Sunday night and teed up something for Monday morning. Only after reading the comments on his site did we catch the little guy poking out in the first …

UPDATE: Fortunately for fans, Cooley has taken the picture of his junk off his blog.  For those of you utterly confused as to what’s going on.  Our man Cooley accidentally snapped a picture of his playbook, and unbeknown to him, also featured his junk in the pic.  Dead Spin has …

Our favorite All-Pro blogging Redskins’ Tight End shows off his breakfast skillz. Captain Chaos Chef Chris Cooley 

We’re still big fans of the Washington Redskins Blogging All-Pro Tight End, but Backstreet Boys? Really? Captain “Christy Has Me Whipped” Chaos: Chris Cooley taking his wife to the Backstreet Boys show at Wolf Trap on Monday. The Redskins star (yellow shirt, backwards Atlanta Braves cap) gamely fist-bumped a fan, …

Captain Chaos jams straight 90s music. Cooley posted his and Mike Sellers top 20 songs from Week 3 of the Preseason. You can read their lists after the jump, but in the meantime:

We’re still 100% thankful Gilbert Arenas is staying in D.C. and we love reading his blog updates on basketball, video games and life. Arenas is actually our second favorite DC area sports blogger (we got you Cooley!). His latest blog post covers the NBA trades and free agent moves, the …

Captain Chaos picked the right winners for his beard contest. Please click to see the pictures. This definitely went too far… Chris Cooley’s Blog: Beard Co-Champions How am I going to explain myself to brothers with amazing beards when I shaved mine off a week early? Well, by crowning them …

Chris Cooley’s Blog: NFL in the Olympics? Just think how interesting it would be to see the following NFL athletes compete in the 2012 Summer Olympic Games: … Jason Taylor: Fencing. Did you see his footwork during Dancing with the Stars? Plus, just think about the wing span advantage he …

By giving away free Michael Jordan gear in the Redskins’ locker room. Chris Cooley’s Blog: Free Stuff! Jason Taylor made a huge impact in the locker room his first week of training camp. The team arrived to the locker room prior to an afternoon practice finding a heap of stacked …

ChrisCooley47: The beard winner revealed Jeff, the beard winner came out for practice today. He was nice enough to pose with the ladies and provide quite the interview with Christy. Hope it you had fun. Thanks!