Game on: The lineup for Members vs. Press (aka the 2014 Congressional Women’s Softball Game) has just been announced. Full roster below. Get your tickets for the Wednesday, June 18, 2014 game at 7PM. It’s always a blast, and ticket money goes to a good cause: benefiting the Young Survival …

Cooley’s press conference after being cut by team. You’ll be missed, Chris.

One of the best photographers in DC the world has joined Twitter. Say hello to CQ-Roll Call’s Tom Williams @pennstatetom And of course he brings his A-game to Twitter. His first Tweet is about Washington Redskins TE Chris Cooley getting all handsy on Roll Call reporter Melanie Zanona. @PennStateTom Illegal …

Chris Cooley turned orange.

Chris Cooley is getting ready for the season by eating everything in his cabinet. Deadspin’s Barry Petchesky shows us the yummy goodness. Meanwhile, it has been two years and Tanner Cooley still hasn’t answered his Famous 5 questions.

Chris Cooley invites [via video invitation] Tiger to stay at his house and includes a list of things they could do together: "Drink some beers, put up Christmas lights (drunk), make some rap videos, because that’s popular right now and I think you would be good at that, because I’ve …

Where did that come from? Dan Steinberg: L-Boogie and The No-Names help Skins win How pumped is Chris Cooley ? Todd Yoder caught a touchdown.

We hope the Redskins’ Chris Cooley has a speedy recovery. On the bright side, maybe he’ll have more time to hunt down wasps.

This is harsh and we didn’t want to put it up, but Tanner Cooley won’t even email us back. Tanner – it’s been a year. Your move.

Shaun Suisham [all points] Marion Barry [bad year] Arugula [BeyondDC] Picture Day [official] Vests [style]

Mad at the Redskins? Lost a few bucks on the game? Thinking about writing a mean email to Chris Cooley? That’s not really a good idea. Turns out Captain Chaos reads his email and posts the awful ones on his site AND in the Redskins locker room. Unless you want …

Jennifer Crider is taking some time off, Rob Bluey turned 3-0, Katie Harbath is getting her NRSC 2.0 on, Chris Cooley is our life coach – but Tanner Cooley is still playing hard to get, Mark Penn glamped his way into a little Wall Street Journal controversy, Kara Sidone and …

Chargers and Ravens football fans will enjoy this article by the Redskins All-Pro Tight End. Chris Cooley: Monday Morning Quarterback: Smart Football With Peter King on his annual four-week summer vacation, Redskins tight end Chris Cooley graciously agreed to write today’s Monday Morning Quarterback column. I was very excited to …

Loudoun Valley Vikings [Cooley ] Hand holding [where’s my cape? ] Cheating on Blogger [twitter ] Shake Hands [LeBron ] Metro [etiquette ]

UPDATE: We didn’t get enough sleep last night.   The hilarious comment about Varly was actually made by Cooley’s brother Tanner.  Thank you Tanner for pointing that out.  Our apologies. ….. It seems Captain Chaos may have gotten a little carried away after the Washington Capitals knocked off the New York …