Keeping up with Twitter is sometimes exhausting. [tweet] In twin moves reflecting their new roles in the next Congress, Reps. John Boehner (R-Ohio) and Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) modified their official handles on Twitter. Boehner’s new handle will be: @speakerboehner Pelosi’s new handle will be: @NancyPelosi At last count, Boehner was …

Sick and tired of waiting for the red line train? Metro has the solution: “Folks traveling on the Red Line will have to wait longer for a train, but Metro officials say that wait will actually ease congestion.” Ah, wait longer.  Makes sense. The bass ackwards explanation here.

When you’re good, age doesn’t matter. [are some folks jealous?] When Washingtonian magazine recently profiled the Washington Post’s Ezra Klein, the story contained a tidbit that ricocheted around the Post newsroom: Klein has his own assistant. Good for him. Klein is hardly alone. Reflecting a mix of desperation and determination …

Below is an email buzzing around the Senate office buildings re; tv outages and channel changes.  For those Senate staffers playing at home, yes, this is the 11th notice you’ve received. According to a FDC tipster, they’ve changed all of the television channels so many times,  “I barely watch TV …