Blues alley [having a bad time] WEATHER [CAR CRASHES] Dog costume contest [you must click] Mars candy heiress wreck in [nova] Metro work closes stations [womp womp] Cab drivers bad luck with credit card service [abandon cab] Photo by Noe Todorovich

According to TMZ, his abs went unscathed. Congressman Aaron Schock lost control of his car after sliding over an ice patch in Illinois yesterday — and banged into another vehicle on the streets of Peoria. Read here.