If you’re the Speaker of the House and you just watched last Saturday’s opening SNL skit featuring Obama — what do you do? Force feed your members a comprehensive health care plan Work on closing Guantanamo Bay Pull troops out of Iraq Immediately work on implementing a plan that encourages …

As if dining at Longworth cafeteria wasn’t exciting enough, get ready for a mind-blowing exhibition today: An unknown number of mostly young people are planning to stage a “flash mob protest” (an orchestrated event in which people arrange to meet in a public place to simultaneously perform an unusual action …

October of an election year on Capitol Hill means one of two things if you’re a staffer. You’re either deployed to a congressional district in hopes of picking up some scattered ass and a few votes, or two, you stick around town, with most of your time dominated by social …

If you weren’t fed up enough with Nancy’s new kitchen, now you have one more reason to rage. House Cafeteria Prices to Rise Next Week [Roll Call] Prices in the House cafeterias will soon increase, with most food items costing from 10 percent to 20 percent more – and some …

A tipster sent us the following information about cage-free eggs and rbGH free milk, both of which are now served at Nancy’s new cafeteria.  As if House staffers weren’t already fired up about this… rbGH free milk [Consumer Date from American Farm Bureau] For the third quarter of 2007, it …

Dems force well-known chef out of Members’ Dining Room in the House of Representatives, try in vain to replicate her popular recipes

Chef Pelosi taps Wolfgang Puck to help save the planet- one straw at a time. Queen Nancy’s attempt to “green up” Capitol Hill has left the entire campus confused and mostly pissed off. As if prices for food in the House cafeterias didn’t suck enough, apparently they suck even more …