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Fantasy Football Rant – Week 8
Brad Kanus presents … Fantasy Football Rant – Week 8 Another Fantasy Football tie for Bradkanus… I can kiss the post season goodbye and only hope that it doesn’t give me H1N1. Short and sweet – let’s get to it. 1. Brett Favre went back to his old house, opened …
Fantasy Football Rant – Week 7
Brad Kanus presents … Fantasy Football Rant – Week 7 I hate professional basketball. I hate the fact that every year at this time a year our focus is blurred by this stupid league. I can not stand to see football coverage, both professional and collegiate, be interrupted to discuss …
Fantasy Football Rant – Week 6
Brad Kanus presents … FamousDC Fantasy Football Rant – Week 6 I’m destined not to see a single football game this year. I’m on the road again this weekend for a wedding. Yes, I’m in my early 30’s and my loser friends are just now finding women who will deal …
Fantasy Football Rant – Week 5
Let’s be completely serious right now. I want you to sit down, put your blackberry away and give this a listen/read. Kyle Orton was never a shitty quarterback. He’s lost two home games in his entire career and was a Heisman hopeful his senior year at Purdue. The guy plays …
Fantasy Football Rant – Week 4
What a total crapper for my fantasy teams this week. I had to leave to Austin for a wedding and when I got there I had too much to drink and forgot to do my lineups. I had guys on bye week starting. I got my ass handed to me. …
Fantasy Football Rant – Week 3
This is going to have to be quick this week. I’m being forced to attend a wedding in Austin this weekend by my wife. Nothing says “fun” like 150 of her college friends all gathered to ignore the one dude they don’t know – me. I’ll be the guy standing …
Fantasy Football Rant – Week 2
Week two is in the books. The NFL is the best reality show on TV. Lots of games have come down to the final minutes and you can’t beat that kind of a drama. Let’s get it started.
Fantasy Football 09 – Pre-Season Rant
By: Brad Kanus There’s nothing better than fantasy football to get your mind off the rapidly collapsing social foundation of our nation. I’m still not able to keep solid food down since seeing a CNN report featuring my uncle Fred and my grandmother at a rally where the anchor accused …
Fantasy Football Rantworthy Week 13
Please accept my sincerest apologies for not producing a fantasy football rant during the week of thanksgiving. I was busy organizing the Matt Cassel fan club in Boston. Obviously this was before he turned into the Britney Spears of NFL quarterbacks on Sunday. … This has been the most inconsistent …
Fantasy Football Rantworthy – Week 12
Like Al Franken, on Sunday I was just hoping they’d keep finding me more points here and there. I came up short this week just like I always do – just ask my wife. The post season will find me watching from the sidelines screaming! Let’s do it.
FamousDC Fantasy Football Reminder
Public Service Announcement: NFL Thursday games are back. You have two hours to set your line-ups ready. The Weekly Fantasy Football Rant from Brad Kanus will return tomorrow.
Fantasy Football Rant Week 4
I’ve got $700 Billion dollars that says Fantasy Football is the largest single indicator of financial health in the United States. After this past weekend I’m afraid we’re a turd headed for a dark hole my friends. Unless there’s some fantasy magic soon we’re all going to be eating out …
Rules for Washington Tourists
He always does this. Every year this is printed out and left on the Metro during May. He’s done it again. We can’t take credit, but it is WELL worth the read. On the Ball: Article G – If you commission a tour bus to bring you into the city …