After nearly 40 years in business the much-beloved Black Rooster Pub on L Street poured its final drink. The Rooster lost its lease to the Peace Corps and for the past two weeks has been packing up and preparing to auction off its furnishings. Condemned inmates on Death Row await …

We only took one foreign language class in high school, [and failed it] so our Turkish is a little rusty.  We did however attempt to loosely translate what this guy was likely saying. "Good evening!  Look at my face.  How funny is that?  Really damn funny, right?  My wife thinks …