Fort Reno’s new schedule [looks as sweet as ever] We’re so glad DC Lady Arm Wrestlers [is a thing] Is there crack in White House made pies? [there’s not] D.C. loves America [we buy a LOT of flags] Photo by Kevin Wolf

TBD: Marion Barry turkey giveaway has no turkeys Hordes of D.C. residents showed up this morning at Union Temple Baptist Church in Anacostia looking for their Marion Barry-sponsored turkey. One problem: no turkeys were available. According to Barry, who represents Ward 8 on the D.C. Council, Giant Foods didn’t deliver …