Bill O’Reilly has a new book out about the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. The cover of the book is both intriguing and confusing — and perhaps for good reason. Here’s what we think led to the cover confusion: Bill gets the first book design draft back and hates it because his name …

“Look, I don’t buy the ‘messiah thing’ when it comes to the real ‘messiah thing.’”

Love us some Jay-Z … This ain’t black vs. white, my n—a, we off that. Please tell Bill O’Reilly to fall back. Tell Rush Limbaugh to get off my balls. It’s 2010, not 1864. We come so far…How’s that for a mix? Got a black president, got green presidents. Read …

Sean Penn’s next film will gross $9.50 less than expected thanks to Bill O’Reilly’s refusal to support his movies.  [sour Milk]