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Did you stay out too late last night? Are you drinking black coffee right now? Did your happy hour turn into “I barely got home and slept in my clothes on my couch with a burrito beside me?” Well, it could always be worse. Roll Call: Capitol Police Officer Is …

Pour a little of this in your Cocoa Puffs. Wall Street Journal: When Speechwriters Kiss and Tell When the sun rises over our capital city this morning, its denizens will awake to a truly novel tale: The aggrieved ex-staffer—wait for it!—disillusioned by Washington. The tome out today is by former …

Our friends over at The Vinyl District are giving away vinyl to usher in the fall. TVD Vinyl Giveaways for the Last 33-1/3 Days of Summer! … If you’re like the mid-August me, the impending ending of the summer’s always a drag. It used to be the looming prospect of …

From Saturday’s Playbook : JMART, CAB THIEF — Politico’s Daniel Libit reports: “So I ordered a cab to take me from office to airport. When I get outside, I see it’s about to pull away with another person, so I tap on the glass. And who is the taxi bandit? …

Having solved all other problems, Congress has now turned its attention to the two most important issues facing America today: online poker and college football. Frank Set To Introduce Web Gambling Bill Jon Stewart checks how Congress is dealing with the nation’s high-priority issues, such as the BCS We’re actually …