This “job opening” has been making the rounds on the hill during this slow recess week: Staff Assistant – Congressman Hova’s Office has an immediate opening for a Staff Assistant.  Responsibilities include running the streets, stacking cheese, and assisting House offices in tasks such as rain making and “tricking hoes …

Blog P.I. brings us the latest on the NMS – CSPAN announcement: I don’t write about clients often. When I do it’s really something, and this is really something: New Media Strategies will be working through the conventions with C-SPAN, perhaps my favorite Beltway news organizations, to run their Convention …

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What would a Paris Hilton Administration look like? Ramin Setoodeh: Ms. Hilton Goes to Washington Our favorite of Adam McKay’s top 7: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue would become more Parisian in other ways. “Instead of a bowling alley in the basement of the White House, Paris would have a Pilates studio. …

Captain Chaos picked the right winners for his beard contest. Please click to see the pictures. This definitely went too far… Chris Cooley’s Blog: Beard Co-Champions How am I going to explain myself to brothers with amazing beards when I shaved mine off a week early? Well, by crowning them …

FamousDC sends birthday greetings to our friend Nora McAlvanah

People should stop passing out when riding with Mad D.C. Cabbie. This was a Monday night too! Recess is in full effect. Diary of a Mad DC Cabbie: Something in the Air [hilarious pic] I am thinking of detoxing my cab or something because people tend to pass out in …

Quote of the week: “Barrack Obama on vacation in Hawaii, following the Fix’s lead, of course.” Keep the hat!

New Redskins coach Jim Zorn can’t lose. Ok, we’re still in preseason, but we’re calling it early … Skins in the Superbowl! DC Pro Sports Report: Redskins 17, Bills 14

Lots of folks give D.C. a hard time: traffic sucks, hill rats are self-important, and people leave after a year. Yeah, so most of those are true, but the rest of it love it here. We couldn’t say it any better than new Capitol Hill resident, What Liz Said. What …

Facebook update of the week: Doug Heye will be on The O’Reilly Factor at 8PM, even though he will be at the Neil Diamond concert.

It’s August, everyone is vacation, Congress is gone (at least the Senate and half the House), it is hotter than hell outside, and CODELs are once again the new black. Basically, nobody is working and web traffic slows to a halt… Well, unless your Patrick Gavin and you release your …

FamousDC has decided to get off the sidelines during this historic election. We’re ready to endorse a candidate… See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

FamousDC sends birthday wishes to our good buddy over at Oddly Enough.

I’d spend it all on a pool. DC Sports Blog: Gilbert’s Million-Dollar Pool