It’s only Wednesday? This week will not end. Ever What are we going to do? How about…ROCK OUT 80’s STYLE DEVO They are for real Bam, Thank you man?! Sing along, you know the words Way to ruin a good date What time is lunch? We’ve. got. nothing. Watch the …

Agent Zero may not play next season, but he does have time to get engaged. WaPo: Arenas Went a-Courting, and the Answer Was Yes After seven years and two kids together, Gilbert Arenas and Laura Govan are making it official: They’re getting married … The Wizards’ $111 million superstar turned …

Who doesn’t love a good list?  And regardless of whether you’re on this one or not – it’s sure to spark some water cooler chatter this week. Roll Call’s Fabulous Fifty If you’re #51 – this list is the worst thing that’s ever happened to your career.  If you made …

Yes, this week may never end and we’re going to burn the midnight oil through the weekend. What if we weren’t working on the hill? We could: Lead fishing trips in the Virgin Islands Be ESPN Stat Boy Be a Super Model Be a Professional Golfer Cook for John Madden …

Diddy says “John McCain Is Buggin The F%^k Out’”! (keep the volume down, bad language)

Mike Allen’s Playbook said to ask Cillizza about his 26 women. It got our attention and we’ll work to get answers for you, but we bet Patrick Gavin beats us to it. Playbook:  ASK FIX ABOUT HIS 26 WOMEN

Senator Biden recently told the FDC Secretary of Agriculture that he “needs to work on his pecs.”  [really]

As you’re enjoying your morning coffee we’ll review things we like… Ryder Cup….America….f yeah Tom Williams Working College Football Twitter Eastern Market 20515 Cable News Longworth

We’ve got a tipster with mad Photoshop skillz, so hopefully these will continue to show up in our tips mailbox.

Barack Obama Soundboard John McCain Soundboard

This may make coffee come out of your nose.

I can not believe that FamousDC is still focused on political crap given the crisis that is Fantasy Football. 1.  Last time I saw Tom Brady he was on a yellow road with a lion, talking oil can and some hot chick with braids – he was on his way …

The Internets never cease to amaze. Palin Child Name Generator Hilarity. h/t SECRET SIMMERINGS

FamousDC didn’t think we could make it through another draft this year, especially since our fail first pick is out for the season. But then we hear about this… The Glamazon Diaries: Are You Ready for Some Football? Join us at the Draft Party for the announcement of the 2008 …

Our favorite All-Pro blogging Redskins’ Tight End shows off his breakfast skillz. Captain Chaos Chef Chris Cooley