Capitalizing on my 15 minutes of “fame”… here goes nothing. PHOENIXSUNSPHAN GOES TO D.C. Imagine if you will, that I choose under my own volition to actually go to D.C and leave the sunswept warmth of the lower Sonoran desert.  Imagine if you will, that I go back to that …

Best Headline [ever]

WOW – The Washington Times SA Miller took a page out of Marty McFly’s playbook. He’s traveled in time to a far away land known as “tomorrow” to file this story. Can someone email him and ask if we should start Big Ben in tonight’s Steelers – Bengals game?

Okay, which one of these news orgs is right? Which one is wrong? Which one is trigger happy on the Breaking News button? Can someone please tell us what the hell is going on? Are we all about to own General Motors? If so, do we get to ride on …

Forget Musicovery [pandora] stuffed change [animals] Change [Professor] Transformers [WH]

***UPDATE: Waxman wins gavel by vote of 137-122 All of Washington is watching to see who will hold the powerful gavel in 2123 Rayburn. We’ll know in less than 24 hours. Roll Call: Gavel’s Fate Rests with the Caucus … Politico: Dingell & Waxman has party squirming … AP: Waxman, …

Like Al Franken, on Sunday I was just hoping they’d keep finding me more points here and there.  I came up short this week just like I always do – just ask my wife.  The post season will find me watching from the sidelines screaming! Let’s do it.

Crowded [inauguration] Tents [inauguration] Hair Dresser [need] Lucky [sake]

Tanner Cooley doesn’t like negative comments

Do you know what the beltway loves more than lists? Awards. Have you voted in Roll Call’s 110th Congress Awards?

So your boss was defeated and you lost your job?   Now you’re pounding the pavement looking for a new gig. And you’re left thinking, life couldn’t get any worse, right? Wrong. This is the kick in the pants you needed.  That opportunity you’ve been waiting for. Change is good. Run …

UPDATE: John Mayer has announced he has a crush on Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly – But who would win in a battle for Megyn’s heart? John Mayer or Luke the Gatekeeper? <a href=”http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/1118768/” >Who win Megyn Kelly’s heart?</a> <br /> <span style=”font-size:9px;”> (<a href=”http://www.polldaddy.com”> surveys</a>)</span>

*Crack-A-Lackin [Martha Stewart] Cash Money [inauguration] Let Them Fail [bailout] Christmas [watches] Black Honey [style] Male Ho [debate] Metro [rage]

Now that Obama is President, will the next version of Microsoft Word stop auto-correcting his name to Osama?

Agent Zero’s Obama Ink