Things Younger Than McCain [Shopping Cart] Enjoy the Weekend [bad decisions] Musicovery.com [life-changing] Nats Roundup [DCist]

Gamblers lost $34 BILLION at U.S. Casinos in ’07 [double down] 17,328 Boxes of Girl Scout Cookies [BROWNIE PATCH] New Flight of the Conchords [Ladies of the World] DCist to the DNC Convention [congrats] Carbon, Tax, and Spend [junk math] Glover Park vs. Ethanol [obliterate] What Privacy Laws? [Zaba Search]

YouTube, Twitter Augment Quake Coverage [Tech Daily Dose] Are You Concerned About the Economy? [Post 200] Obama Needs to Hire Better Staff [it wasn’t me] Kanye West Rocks Nissan Pavillion [DCist] Mo Money, Mo Problems [Sunlight]

Old Gas Pumps Can’t Handle Ever-Rising Prices [This. Sucks.] McCain’s 7 Steps to Beating Obama [Michael Scherer] Ryan Sandberg Still Has It [Bench Clearing] Well, That Didn’t Last Long [F-Bomb] No Go On Paulville [Ron-town]

Reuters Moves 20 Pics of Playboy’s Playmate of the Year [Oddly Enough] Charles Barkley’s No Better than Ron Burgundy [Stay Classy] Blogging Goes Professional [Megan McArdle] Pictures of Jenna’s Wedding [Spectacular] His Man Card is Irrevocable [One Hand] Things I Did Last Night [Stiffler]

Funny headline of the day [tipster] We.Can.Ask [Obama] FDC book club [buy it]

Chris Cooley Replithentic Jerseys for Sale [EITM] Go Home and Think About What You Did [Vito] Avoid the Wilson Bridge This Weekend [DCist] Mad DC Cabbie Called It First [in January] DC Metro Fantasy Map [DC Blogs]

Obama’s advance team needs a raise [tricked ya] Ahhhh, college [time of their life] A Decisive Style Win for Michelle Obama [Project Beltway] Eye Candy for Conservatives [JoMa] Notice a Theme? [Change]

Illinois Man Orders Custom Beer-Can Coffin [PBR] The Game, As It Should Be Played [John Daly] Think You Had a Bad Day? [$308.4 Million] Dream Ticket Effort Transforms [vote both] Making Us All Dumber [oddly enough]

For those about to rock [We Salute You] If you ain’t first [You’re Last] Weekly music agenda [dcist] Stop hogging the arcade game! [Chuck.E.Cheese] Steve-O Arrested [Splash!] Randy Moss Back with Patriots [conversate] Obama goes hip hop, again [robo call Jay Z style]

I spent $42.3 million and all I got was a CPAC t-shirt [rip off] Hip Hop 4 Obama [word] Conservablogs launches free WP theme [spiffy] Dude ends acting career for no good reason [pride] Leave the child baring up to the country [not the village] It’s great when this guy …

Not so proud TX senator gets more not so fun press [fun with photoshop] Michelle Obama’s America-and mine [this land is your land…] Is Barack’s lead too big? [catch up time] Rocket take down [no, not that Rocket] Naked actress crashes website [Lohanmania] Hollywood strike cost $2.5 Billion: report [Lots …

Weekly DC music schedule [DCist] Pettitte apologizes for sticking his rear with needles [JUICED] Lohan recreates monroe photo shoot [6 weeks] More footage of Baltimore cop salvatore rivieri abusing the public [Are You From the County?!] You are teh dumb [absentee] Financial woes force church to sell private jet [Call …

Students Fight Back Against Gossip Site [JuicyCampus] Falcons Release Four-Time Pro Bowler Crumpler [Crump-dogg!] Nationals Spring Training Update [DCist] Suze Orman’s Book Downloaded 1 Million Times in One Week [Oprah Power] Vanity Plate Sells for $14 Million in UAE [Too Much Money] Potential Home Owners Sidelined by Fears [CRASHED!] James …

Just hit refresh [strange] A new venture for Jay-Z, on Madison Avenue [HOVA] Friday House Line: Republican Retirements Galore [AARP] Who does number two work for? [agony] Put on some damn pants, son [cowboy draws] Trouble for the GOP [turked] Have a great weekend -keep it famous…