DMV artists to [watch out for] Puppies Puppies Everywhere: [cute is an understatement] Woo Me at the Zoo [nothing says love like a giant panda] WORST. IDEA. EVER?  [pardon my vomit during takeoff] Get drunk with Obama [warm your soul here] Photo by  John Sonderman

It’s too polar [for a plunge] Ezra Klein & Vox [a match made in heaven] Take a step back in time in DC [with crack – yes, crack] This cab went a little crazy this weekend [driver hit everything] DC residents do not want new soccer stadium [what soccer team? …

Happy Birthday Georgetown [Hoyas whaaat] Hedwig visited DC [snowy owl sighting] Justin Bieber drunk and drag racing [his usual Wednesday night] “Mitt” seems like it’s pretty good [and coming to Netflix] The extreme weather change [broke a metro rail] Another wedding ring bites the dust [in the DuPont snowball fight …

New menu at [Bar Pilar] DuPont snowball fight ensued [it was cold and wet] Kanye got weird in his [Interview mag photos] Ex-VA gov & wife charged [it happened] Capital Bikeshare owners [file for bankruptcy] Fake Dan Snyder roast [it’s an actor] Photo by Ian Livingston

IT’S. GONNA. SNOW. [maybe.] Bao Bao! [panda freakout] Guy crashes into CVS and lifts ATM machine [what?] Logan Circle luxury condos being decorated with feng shui [what???] Adulthood is weighing you down [literally, art depicts] Board of Ethics & Government Accountability [wants to have nice things] ICYMI MLK quotes yesterday …

Restaurants want to own [the best junk] Get to know your Ward 6 councilmember [Shelonda Tillman] The Army has a lot of really valuable art [in a vault] Georgetown becoming kind of a snoozer [DSW coming] Photo by John Sonderman

Celebrate M.L.K. Day in DC [ideas] Vincent Gray leading in mayoral polls [what] Weather is fine now but wait till the weekend [snow?!?!] Jaime Fearer + Geoff Hatchard leave DC for SF [curmudgeonly] Alexandria may not have more [Confederate general street names] Bluejacket wants to open up to you [both …

Peet’s Coffee is [taking over DC] Ok Columbia Heights, we get it [Obama swung by] Maryland just says no to tracking [permits] You actually CAN be gluten free in DC [it doesn’t get any better] Oops sorry about all that stuff before [can I be mayor again?] I’m the governor …

Rich DC residents want more [taxes] Chinese hotels now giving out [gas masks] Virginia doesn’t need your [sad gambling habits] Lady Steakhouse not coming anytime soon [sorry daddy] Most Members are independently wealthy [whoa shocking] Photo by Kevin Wolf

The War on Rats [DC’s finest hour] Dennis Rodman was wasted [vodka diplomacy] Dirtbag substitute teacher [assaults a sixth grader] Car flies off into Potomac, crashes into boat [whoops] Chris Brown doesn’t want a plea deal cause [he’s not guilty] Washington City Paper’s fiction issue is out [all fiction all …

Capitals are going to Sochi [medals baby] Cold weather created problems [and stuff] Undercover cabbie catching agents [detective taxi] Star Spangled banner [coming to a museum near you] Homeless driver worked long hours yesterday [in the cold] Even if you’re from somewhere cold [you probably couldn’t handle yesterday’s temperatures] Photo …

Pretty nice outside [for now] Ocean City MD [is going down] Ice cream: [don’t call it a comeback] Need cold weather attire? [here’s northerner advice] Random NY homeless dude’s family discovers him in DC [because of AP photo] You won’t need to ask where the nearest sidewalk cafe is [a …

Pregnant lady fights off an intruder who was wielding [a tiki torch] There’s a Smores Bar in Foggy Bottom [stop everything] More lanes aren’t going to help anything [traffic on I-95] Set of twins are born both minutes and a year apart [new year’s baby] Arlington wants tech start ups …

It’s about to get chilly up in this place [NYE] Logan Circle coffee changes [seeya Caribou, hello Peet’s] DC Police pimpmobile cruises streets [for kids] Nat’l Zoo cheetahs behave as expected [and bite a deer to death] DC Cab Commission is sure [it’s doing well] Photo by Lawrence Cheng

New Year’s Brunch? New Year’s Brunch. [where] Everything sucked this year [legislators say] Lia Seremetis and her stolen bike [reunited] Santa robs a bank [you can’t make toys for free] DC schools getting new books and musical instruments [hell yea education] Photo by Tom Wilbur