Wikimania is coming to DC [Georgetown] Czech Republic President steals pens [awesome] Who doesn’t love a good list? [7 things] First and Second lady want you [initiative] NASA ruling doesn’t bode well [in Texas] TPaw is all in [says so on CNN]

Facebook ad prices on the rise [dang] Mayor Gray arrested, then released [protest] Who is Ben Smith? [Trumped] Congrats to Patrick and Anne Gavin [baby girl] It’s about time [Senate Armed Services joins Twitter, finally] Upset Harvard twins [still millionaires] Photo of the Day courtesy of Jeremy Art, entitled “Washington …

T-Paws big get [Ayers] Thoughts in Japan [Another quake] Moving to Texas [85 mph] Here come summers temps [90s?] What’s happened to Palin? [quiet] Sheen rebounds [again]

What a government shutdown means for DC [not good] McCain credits Snooki for all his attention [Twitter love] Best keeper video ever [goal] John Edwards would rather die than go to jail [wow] Happy Birthday Sara Diaz [chili] Picture of the Day courtesy of Jim Billimoria. If you’d like to …

Paul Ryan’s neato video [budget] Baldwin, Spacey here to save the country [showdown] Storm damage [pics] Petraeus to CIA [spies like us] Huck’s records gone [just in time to run for President] New Nintendos make people puke [take it back]

Game time [Obama] Things will improve, right? [Nats] Holes in planes don’t stop Dulles travelers [Southwest woes] Government shutdown looms [yikes]

How not to get fooled on April Fools Day [Gawker] Less about that and more about not being qualified [right?] We love the Columbia Room [drinks] Colbert Cuts His Own Pawlenty-Esque Epic Campaign Ad [well done] Rep. Weiner kills it

Miss America 2011 digs politics [for now] This is how you piss off Warren Buffet [quit] Arnold Schwarzenegger is back [The Governator] Washington Nationals’ Opening Day [here we go] More blossoms [photo by echoey13]

Cavs beat Lebron, Floyd Mayweather wins $50,000 [betting] $174,000 is not a lot of money [wait?] There’s only one Extreme and that’s Mortman [Schumer] Writing headlines for SEO purposes [POLITICO] Raising kids in DC? [move to College Park] No more Mondays [for reals]

Red meat with a side of dessert [Cantor] Worst footage yet [tsunami] If you let him talk, he’ll never stop [Trump] Testing is boring [according to Obama] Oh, Fox. [really?]

Did anyone think this through? [closet] Your DC cab ride just got more expensive [fuel charge] Hey Harbath, is this true [Gibbs to Facebook?] Blossoms are safe [construction project] Redistricting game [DC] Majority Leader Cantor welcomes #VCU Coach Shaka Smart back to Richmond after #finalfour berth [h/t Dayspring]

The greatest Chinese delivery truck ever [pick up] 119 years old [wow] It’s Friday [which seat should we take?] Help Gingrich find his tweets [APB] Zuckerberg in a relationship [confirms on Facebook] The 5th Quarter [movie] Attention Sara Diaz: Is this offer still valid? [chili]

Sweetest SI cover ever? [BYU] Are we seriously still talking about this? [Trump] Harris raises his pimp hand [stop it] Brittney leans right? [really?] Help O’Keefe pay his credit card bill [maxed out] Strip mall for Jesus [PG County]

Former Capitol Hill staffer found [alive and well] H.W. honored by Clinton, Carter and W [praise] More poop to scoop [elephant mania] Beck threatens to start his own channel [my way] Pole fitness for Jesus [you got it]

Thank you Captain Obvious [Libya] CNN vs. Fox [battle] The Plame Game [books] Kwame can’t get no respect [loose lips] DC Rollergirls [Sunday]