Ed Schultz apologizes [takes a leave] Pelosi vs. Ryan hashtag war [Tweet that] TSA pat downs [Congressman speaks] Seersucker social prep [NBC] Let the investigations on Arnold begin [oh, boy] Stop taking pictures of federal buildings [what?]

Pawlenty gets the gets Taiwanese animation treatment Powerful images from Joplin [ABC] $1,000 vino [Obama] Jazz on the Mall [June] Man falls into Potomac, rescued [Georgetown]

Former Palin aide pens tell-all [AP] Kristol vs. Gillespie [steak dinner] Sheep meat seized at Dulles Airport [yummy] We’re not interested in paying for your metro station [tax dollars] George W. Bush dodges foul ball [Click]

Be glad you’re not this guy today [Camping] Your food shrinks, while your waist expands [awesome] O’Reilly most trust news source [really?] Starbucks flavors impress [Capital Cooking] Our hearts go out to the people in Joplin, Missouri [twister]

Know any good Rapture parties happening? [Saturday] Palin goes after low-hanging fruit [Arnold] Did you bike to work today? [national day] Style skating [DC] And in case you were wondering, this is how you catch a foul ball, fellas. [boss]

Old man search [Twitter] Jon Stewart gets glittered [en vogue] Baby Mama’s baby shower [oh, Arnold] Hipster cyclist contest [TBD] DC police have an escort problem [Sheen]

Members of Congress love apps [love them] Travel Nightmares and Twitter Customer Support [#fail] Have you voted yet? [Taste of America] Is this funny or mean? [old search] Rahm is on the f*cking job [cuts] Dirk Nowitzki [reDirkulous]

Schwarzenegger reveals he had child with staffer [wow] Romney event hauls In $10.25 million [wow] We love weather [flash flood warning in DC] The fake presidential candidacy is over [Trump] America Eats Tavern will replace Cafe Atlantico [interesting] Astros fan runs on field, becomes Houston legend

Chvotkin loves sports [and DC] How Drudge does it [on top] Prom advice from 2nd graders [freaky] No more tailgating at Jiffy Lube [no more fun] Rent my apartment [w/ my 16 cats] The Shuttle prepares for launch [Stuck in Customs]

In-N-Out Burger makes it to TX [some people cry they’re so happy] Wemple to WaPo [say that 3 times quickly] Cindy McCain won’t be joining the Glenn Beck fan club [ever] Get excited Fairfax, VA [you’ve got bed bugs] Too much detail? [Osama pictures] Congrats to Lauren and Jonathan Grella …

Anderson Cooper gets punked on his own show [funny] Is sitting down killing you? [infographic] Early polls haven’t proved much [in the past] A new look for the Wizards [but not all are smiling] Movie theater on Barracks Row [Church sold] What $1500 gets you in DC [rent] Boehner: Christie …

Pippa gone wild [we love commoners] Arnold and Maria call it quits [terminated] Hillary gets edited out of infamous picture [cropped] They put her on the teevee box and America watches [Bristol mania] Colleagues react to the Schock [ab] Happy Birthday [Bryant Avondoglio]

Date night for the Obamas [Tosca] John Kerry ain’t buying it [Pakistan knew] Fey brings back Palin [every four years] Metro workers love overtime [rate hikes?] El Centro now open [BYT]

A race to clean up the waterfront [Georgetown] Comic or not, jury duty still sucks [TBD] Zucks new home [mansion] Shocking: no front runner after day one [too soon] Top tweeters [@google]

Biden can’t keep a secret [still] The half-smoke challenge [We Love DC] Cuccinelli’s joke falls very flat [Virginians?] Cut off by a douche [Liz] World’s worst beer thief? New Media Jim hits 15 years [congrats!]