Deal is reached [NFL] Inside Congress [behind the scenes] Tire stealing problem [DC] Weather for the week [ABC] Clean up the neighborhood [Congress Heights]

Trying to explain the debt ceiling to family? [havoconthehill] Peyton Manning took a voluntary pay cut [#teamball] Jesse Jackson Parties at Club Ibiza [with Shaq] Kobe Bryant is playing soccer in DC [Sunday] Happy Birthday [Shane Harris] And here’s Lynyrd Skynyrd from Wolf Trap earlier this week.

FamousDC party crashed by the Salahis [they love free drinks] Staff trash talk [Twitter throw down] More butt slashing [camera] Everybody loves Cathy [police chief] Photo credit: Rebecca Gale

Rick Sanchez has a new job [play by play announcer] Goodbye Al [traded to Pats] Marijuana licenses not ready, yet [puff, puff, hold] We love Tourmobiles [never-ending]

Popular quick bites in Old Town [infographic] Harry Potter brew served locally [popular] When your family loves your ex [too much] Serial butt slasher still loose [disturbing] Obama compares himself to Giant’s pitcher [skinny dudes]

Nice hotels, free bikes [luxury] John Kerry on a bike [good cause] Oklahoma on stage [Arena] Will Ferrell is always funny [FAQs]

How was your weekend? [Neda Semnani] Tales of Wu [scandal] Rowdy sports fans on Metro [stand clear of the doors] Speakeasy sandwiches [POP] Arnold’s [other] expected to make full recovery [accident]

A tactic for the government to use in order to trim some fat? [jarring truth] Young baseball fan does the right thing [nice] Not getting any cooler [wow] Texas technical glitch gets funny [finger]

Chef Spike expands his empire [restaurants opening in…] Another Palin baby [who this time?] Ken Jeong photobombs Kate Upton [worth the click] WaPo battles Drudge readers [slap in the face] The end of an era [h/t @ShawnaNBCNews]

The Bicycle, The Blue Honda and The Broken Water [random] Secret Talks on Capitol Hill [David Rogers] Scoutmob launches today [mustache rides] Look out Bethesda, there’s a bear on the loose [creeping] This will fail in DC [honest tea]

Moving in Together [Capitol Hill Style] Red Sox [DC baseball camp] The Internet Knows [DCist] Rubert Murdoch hand turkeys [amazing] The most popular Metro stations on Foursquare [check in] Puppy planking, the latest rage [NextRound]

Sean Penn hates DC residents [this is not a f*cking zoo] Boats burn at DC marina [flames] Playing the lottery pays off [Alexandria resident wins] Celebrity snap shots [Gawker] Best cookie in the city? [chocolate chip]

Dems beat Republicans 8-2 [congressional baseball game] Jerky Metro rides explained [jerks] Closer look inside José Andrés’ America Eats Tavern [delicious] DC newscaster sits down with Obama [keeping it local] In case you wanted Palin advice about the economy [reload] A view from the seats at last night’s Roll Call …

Obama walks out [intense] Virgin Mobile fest lineup [and dates] Marion Barry’s son faces drug charges [only in DC] What Jon Stewart thinks of Bachmann’s husband [wow] Tucker calls journos drunk and lazy [again, wow]

Eight glasses of water, more harm than good? [fresh news] DC Summer Carnival takes over RFK [hell yes] RNC fundraising team making it rain [trust] Might be time to break up with Netflix [too much] What’s Rick P waiting for? [tick tock] Peanut tosser turns into jailbird [plane games]