Obama’s baggy pants problem [just like the rest of us] More speed cameras [income] How walkable is your neighborhood? [walk score] Vacationers on vacations [heat is on]

You gotta have goals [woman aims to be world’s fattest] History is hard [Bachmann] DC homelessness set to increase [facts] Why aren’t there adult lunchables? [good question] Georgetown > China [pictures / video]

Clinton wants fat kids on treadmills [weight loss] Fark: “No, I don’t need my spells checked” [O’Donnell] Flash mob robbery [danger] TBD keeps it local [or not]

Do not miss Bobby’s Burger Palace [pictures] Obama joins Foursquare [Secret Service thrilled] You’re gonna pay to eat that [DC tops list] Zipcar is pissed at DC [pissed]

Chocolate City Brewing goes Pug [delicious] Princess Sparkle goes Kiss on Bachmann [she loves green] DC’s Wonder Bread goes for history [protected] Sarah Palin’s toenails [there, we said it] And don’t be nervous, but this this is roaming the DC area [wtf]

Good luck on the Metro this morning [Alexandria lines] Best Wedding Eva [always a drunk, never a bride] Diary of a Mad DC Cabbie [TSA] Lost Society [DCsocialite] SlutWalk [DCist]

Russell Brand on the riots [reason] Local drug dog keeps busy [18 lbs of coke] Meet the man with the hardest job in DC [hint: Metro] Best DC manicure [ever]

Brad Dayspring is kind of a big deal [#dayspringfacts] Yeah, it just got cooler [breeze] Putin goes diving for three minutes and conveniently finds treasure [so lucky] 70 is the new 30 [local flavor] London Olympics logo fixed [NextRound]

Best of the Best Contest [Flacks, Reporters] Likely found in a Congressman’s pocket [mistress receipt] Jon Stewart defends Bachmann [video] Metro employees lash out [opening doors and new words] Given a Blackberry [against their will]

Sometimes in order to get attention, you need to fart on TV [Barney Frank edition] SWAT teams to help control deer [Fairfax hunting] Metro has a new social media manager [good luck] Eco-friendly designs [sugar and art] Best Foggy Bottom eateries [list]

Tall Girl – Short Boy [Diary of a Mad DC Cabbie] Strasburg Makes First Start [DCProSportsReport] Something Lyrical [DC in the Rain] Does Not Compute [Gas Prices] Ground Level [SnarkInfested] “The Writer” [Date Me DC] Big Fish [talk to Tiny] And here’s our best shot at Loose Lips: Congresswoman Elanor …

Amazing home for sale on Capitol Hill [gem] Obama turns 50 despite Republican opposition [failed attempt] Solar flares to hit Earth today [huh?] Apparently you can’t sell bongs at fairs [too bad]

McCain takes summer reading suggestions [recess begins] Bubba Smith [RIP] Here comes Strasburg [big return] How to drink at work during recess [picture] A cool scene as Obama pays for lunch at Good Stuff [VIDEO]

Take mercy on Mercy [save this pup] Nude man explains himself to police [we’ve all been there] Homeless man jumps WH fence [no longer homeless] The perfect reporter for the job [Amy Park] Matt Damon goes to school on reporter [wicked smart dude]

Giffords warms hearts on Capitol Hill [humanizing] Carl ’60 Cent’ Kasell And the debt ceiling rap [strange] Twitter followers are important [ask Newt] Wizard Girl tryouts [pics]