GOP candidate wins Weiner’s old seat, everyone claims credit [special] What should we steal? [um, grab all the detergent] Chipotle’s Asian spin-off to open 9/15 [ShopHouse] Church Lady punch [Washingtonian] Alexandria cops show off expensive new toys [speed traps] Poverty worse than ever [Wonkette’s take]

5,400 Congressional Staffers [lobbying] Ten Formal Complaints [six months] New York shocker [innuendo] Wes Welker [99 yards] Well Said [Football]

Seasonal Transitions [District of Chic] Iced Vanilla Latte [Laura Donovan] Two TDs in 2 years [Penn State] Hu’s Shoes [Project Beltway] DC Remembers [9/11]

Tubing Down Rt. 29 [Fairfax] Working Again [Kevin McCarthy] Dems All In for Weiner [too soft?] Some Rain [must fall]

Rush Limbaugh wants you to meet the future President of the United States [FL] Saudi Arabia doesn’t need water [just oil] Won’t.Stop.Raining. [flooding] D.C.’s vacant property list mushrooms [cheap rent?] National Cathedral crane collapse [picture]

Strasburg looked strong last night [real strong] Don’t answer your cell on a plane [arrested] New Dem Convention logo unveiled [circle] Airport security = keeping shoes on [it’s been so long] Bus driver shoves would be passenger off bus [travel safely] Our heart goes out to those affected in Texas …

Bachmann loses key aides [too much] Who doesn’t love a flash flood warning? [wet] Is Tourmobile really ending? [questions remain] Recipe of the day [chilled almond soup] Terrible traffic [get ready]

Earthquake in Alaska [Tsunami warning] George W. Bush has legs [wears shorts] Pol on Pol abuse [air sucking] New Whole Foods in Foggy Bottom [photos] G-Town goes to the rats [video]

Katia now a hurricane [will she turn?] Boehner vs. Obama [timing is everything] Real or Fake? [you make the call] Man attacks motorist [with a live power line] DC downgrade [will it happen?]

DC Non Profit uses grant to build strip club [oversight?] Metro’s Music Man [WeLoveDC] Darly Hannah arrested at WH [celeb edition] Leave bikers alone [DC vs. National Park]

Obligatory Putin rides the Harley shot [hog] Luke Russert loves hurricanes [and Dunkin Donuts] Ovi raps [and it’s awesome] H. Street Festival returns [Atlas District] Power still out for hundreds of thousands [waiting game]

Ted’s Bulletin guys address D.C.’s Pop Tart phenomenon [brilliant] Make sure you have plenty of booze and pita chips [hurricane guide] Chelsea Handler goes cover [Capitol File] Photo of the Day [WeLoveDC]

Virginia’s most courageous earthquake victim [video] Michelle O likes top shelf vodka [10 million times over] Where are the H. Street trains? [slow train] 4.5-Mag aftershock rumbles overnight [wine spills everywhere]

Lawmakers tweet about earthquake [staff swaying] Other Twitter reaction has been priceless [#DCQuake] Local area school closings [update] Restaurants take advantage of quake [specials]

Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial [amazing] College dropouts rob feds of billions [no tax revenue] Hipsters Vs. Old People [infographic] DC’s best murals [art]