Joe the Plumber doesn’t use duct tape [he uses snot and duct tape] Meet MyMitt [Targeted Victory] Food truck tracker [app for that] Only in VT [sappy] Bolt Bus hangover [no cure] Great show, Boland [Stragglers]

Joe Biden 2016 [stoked] Find local Haunted Houses [NBC] Gawker endorses Herman Cain [we think] Be careful, it’s deer mating season [slow down] By DuckBrown

Graffiti Hunting [on the red line] Redskins vs. Panthers [Cam on Fire] Robert Jameson & Josh Holly [5 in a row] Goodbye to Blogging [Erin in the real world] Busy Weekend! An unofficial poll taken at The Prairie Tap (near Gate 5 K) of the Chicago O’Hare International Airport confirmed …

10 out of 10 featured stories on CNN about guess who? [Gadhafi] Dave Catanese is a talented young man [video] Economies of ale [beer] DC suit shop almost as fun as TSA screening [intimate pics]

He did it [Shields will go bald] Kardashians not liked by Obama [reality] Biden being Biden [candid] Car crashes into Benihana Restaurant in Bethesda [picture] Marriott hotel worker quits with an entire marching band [video]

Caps win! [declaw] POTUS hip to Bieber gossip [he’s taken] If only Congress was this courteous to taxpayers [no explanation] Construction during rush hour [I-95]

Road kill meals [lived off them for 30 years] Cain has no pizza loyalty [Domino’s Pizza] President Obama’s teleprompter stolen [probably not a great idea] A restaurant called “Meatballs” [brilliant] By Bob Jagendorf

Mike Tyson and Ovechkin [why not?] RIP Lionheart [Wheldon] WMATA picks silver [but why?] Cookie girl crushes Truck-a-Palooza [good eats]

Tornado on I-95 [look out] TBD dubs Emily Miller “Twitter King” [solid] Halloween costume advice [Capitol Hill Style] Obama to dedicate MLK memorial [history] Herman Cain’s Sim City problem [9-9-9] By Lane 4 Imaging

Should I work for free? [flowchart] Buffet problems [more tax] Vote on new metro station names [pick ’em] WMATA tell Parks Service to shove it [National Mall] 5-EV HDRI © 2010 José Francisco Salgado, PhD

Obama is heart broken [about the NBA season] Did Rick Perry post a pic of himself in running shorts? [appears he did] BTW, it’s bacon week [sizzle] What should happen to RFK? [occupy RFK] Remy crushes it again [video]

Scott Brown gets a run for his money [out done] NBA cancels season [brick] Joe the Plumber is running for Congress [not a joke] National Cathedral earthquake repairs to take 10-years [damaged] Fear Factory [what scared looks like]

The Revolution Will Be Powered by Corporations [OccupyKStreet] Occupy Wall Street [sign of the year] Workplace Friendly [District of Chic] Sunday Secrets [PostSecret] Habitat for Humanity [do it] Cats [hate water] Spotted at the Clarendon Apple store over the weekend:

What’s the government’s credit score? [video] All you need to know about Taste of DC [do it] Before you vote for me, buy my book [Cain] Occupy DC in full swing [photo op] Photo: Joshua Yospyn

Rubio says no [again and again] Quick, cheap trip to Africa [half billon] Emily Miller armed [and loaded] No Sarah P for President [shucks] He made this world a better place [RIP] Photo By Jhack❦