Joe Scarborough broadcasts while intoxicated [beer] DC spent less time in the car last year [transportation] BuzzFeed is opening a DC office [LOLcats] Booker getting hit left and right [campaign] Google is amazing [homepage]

Lucas gets into battle with neighbors [community] Jazz in the Garden starts this week [Friday] Congress is getting stupider [science] Joe Biden actually looking cool [but really] Chocolate City launches new brew [drinks] Photo by Marc Tomik

Bee Gees singer passes [Robin Gibb] The Avengers get political [clean energy] Jane Lynch gives good advice [commencement] 218 problems but a Dem ain’t one [John Boehner] Photo by Patrick G. Ryan

Too big to fail [Facebook] Betty White visiting the National Zoo today [pandas] Kids born in ’95 graduated high school this year [feeling old] Al Gore has a girlfriend [dating] Happy bike to work day [cycling] Second Division Memorial by Marc Tomik

Gov. Christie and Mayor Booker spoof video [rivalry] Capital Bikeshare almost at 2 million [riders] Only On the Hill tumblr [this didn’t take long] A world without Facebook [resisters]

MTV awards conflict with Obama [speech] 71 days till the Olympics [athletes] Bandolero opens May 24 [Mike Isabella] Mike Allen took his first day off [vacation]   Photo credit: Jack Smith

John’s daughter may testify [trial] Michelle O has a great play list [Beyonce] No moonwalking for the Prez [do it!] Dude, still raining [enough already] Funny story about mom [Mijita]

Gov. Scott’s chief bails [shady] Rain until Wednesday [sprinklers off] Summer Music Guide [City Paper] Terrifying experience [this must stop] Obama shoots hoops with celebs [raising money] By Bsivad  

Yo, Pres – my bad [Love, Joe] Stanton inks the perfect story [tattoo] Acrobats scale DC building [artistic preview] New Metro map coming in June [stoked?] DNC picks official BBQ sauce [delicious] By rampelech

Gawker doesn’t seem pleased [BS] CAPS win! [Game 7] Huck for VP? [short listed] Getting a girl’s number [on the Metro] By kkthemook  

Cher officially endorses Romney [we think] He’d be great at infomercials [Duffy] Bachmann goes Swiss [neato] Blue line woes [worst of them all] Zack vs. the Dinosaur [video]

Health care costs rising [because we’re getting fatter] Don’t take this personally, Barkley [but McCain thinks you’re clueless] James O’Keefe is hiding [at his parent’s house] Food truck frenzy [same place] Rep. Noem graduates [congrats] By mcmorrisrodgers

Mark Knoller rolls deep [only carries 50 dollar bills] Filthy rich [Zuck] Great news! [more speed cameras] Congrats Rep. Nunes [baby girl] By Canned Muffins  

Caps lose heart-breaker [triple OT] Computer glitch regarding jury duty [panic, traffic] Speaker wishes LeGrand well [Twitter] We wouldn’t wear it, but not because it’s $900 [because it’s a fish] Politics is weird and creepy [Amen, Shep, Amen]

Where was Obama? [how the day played out] Don’t spike the ball [Rummy] Do not stop looking at his hair [Edwards] Fate of the Dulles rail [pins and needles] DC gets high walk score [crushing it] By tedeytan