But did they really think this would work?

Boy Glues Hand to Bed to Avoid School

Dr. Phil cancels his Britney Spears show

Only in Texas Only in Ohio

Study: Monkeys ‘pay’ for Sex by Grooming

Intoxicated Spears Hands Over Kids

Seniors Protest Funeral Home Near Center

Butterflies trick ants into raising young

Google Jet Launches For Meteor Viewing Mission

Man Puts Out Fire With Aunt’s XL Undies

Cell phone users tie up traffic: study

‘Hearty eater’ says buffet banned him, relative

Priest Charged With Lying About Mob Ties  

Bearded Letterman returns with union-backed jokes

Accused Beauty Queen Freed on Bond

HBO’s True Blood — “Based on the “Southern Vampire” book series, the show, set around a Louisiana roadhouse, follows the adventures of vampires who, thanks to advances in the manufacture of synthetic blood, no longer have to bite necks to survive.”

Sad Mud ridin kills four.

Man leaves $50K and car to waitress

Reuters: Student Wins Lottery, Leaves School