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Your WTF of the Week: Baby Names Take a Hit
We understand it’s Monday, but we don’t anticipate anything more ridiculous than this. Movie fans are rushing to name their babies after characters in sci-fi smash Avatar. This issue will be readdressed in 15 years when kids named Neytiri begin spending 6 to 8 hours in lockers.
Your WTF of the Week: Space Blow
Astronauts have all the fun. [NASA] Officials said they found a plastic container with cocaine inside Tuesday as they prepped the Space Shuttle Discovery at Kennedy Space Center for its flight in March, reports Central Florida News. [moon crack] The NBC Miami report gets even more hysterical. NASA officials said …
Your WTF of the Week: But Can the Car Retweet?
It’s like bringing booze to an AA meeting. Ford unveils Tweeting car [file this under the dumbest thing we’ve learned all year] The first 500 narcissists who purchase Ford’s new car also receive a year subscription to Cat Fancy.
Your WTF of the Week: He “Dung” Good
This is how you keep it classy on the farm. Carole and Dick Kleis live together on their eastern Iowa farm. This year for her birthday, Dick used more than 120,000 pounds of manure to spell out a special message. It basically says ‘Happy Birthday, Love You,’ but in shorthand. …
Your WTF of the Week: Monday Night Raw Steak
But did she season it first? Meet Elsie Egan. The Florida woman, 53, is facing a felony domestic abuse charge for allegedly striking her boyfriend several times in the head with a raw steak. [food fight] It’s unclear as to whether they cooked the steak post beat down. Other notes: …
Your WTF of the Week: Monday Edition
The bad news: The economy is so bad, even Santa has taken to extreme measures. Pennsylvania State Police are asking for the public’s assistance in identifying a suspect who dressed as Santa Claus when he robbed a bank in Chadds Ford Township. [he was spotted leaving in a sleigh] The …
Your WTF of the Week: Mile High Club [baby edition]
This is something that doesn’t happen everyday: Chicago Breaking News: Baby born on flight from Midway to Salt Lake City h/t Ericka Andersen
Your WTF of the Week: Efforts to Reach Christ for Comment Were Unsuccessful
We bet you weren’t expecting to read this: ‘Jesus Christ’ excused from jury duty Court officials say a Birmingham woman who changed her name to Jesus Christ didn’t live up to it when she reported for jury duty this week. [pray for her] Prayers Efforts to reach Christ for comment …
Your WTF of the Week: This Makes Total Sense
Oh boy… On the heels of that news, Public Policy Polling released this shocking nugget on its blog: "a 52% majority of GOP voters nationally think that ACORN stole the Presidential election for Barack Obama last year. [move on] A majority of Americans also blame ACORN for their bad mood …
Your WTF of the Week: Dude Shows Up at His Own Funeral
To see their faces when he walked in … A Brazilian bricklayer reportedly killed in a car crash shocked his mourning family by showing up alive at his funeral. [who dat?] He later apologized for not wearing a suit.
Your WTF of the Week: Seriously, WTF
We want to be them. They look so happy. h/t Car Boy
Your WTF of the Week: Is Our Space Program That Bored?
It’s time to get NASA more funding. They’re taking drastic steps. NASA will tomorrow launch a spectacular mission to bomb the Moon. [moon madness] But that’s not the best line … The attack on the Moon is not a declaration of war or act of wanton vandalism. Pluto finally gets …
Your WTF of the Week: Who Doesn’t Dance These Days?
Justice Sonia Sotomayor dancing the mambo with Esai Morales from Washington Life Magazine on Vimeo .