Nothing about this is normal, which is exactly the reason we wish we could have witnessed it. A German student “mooned” a group of Hell’s Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said.  [typical thursday] The puppy is fine. The boy is …

There’s no doubt that we have some pretty loyal tipsters here at FamousDC.  We also have some tipsters that might consider less time in mom’s basement and more time in the sunshine. Enter, “Bart.”  Bart sends us strange emails all the time.  While it’s rare that we ever post Bart’s …

Dude. h/t RH

Apparently size matters. “They’re too small.” Srsly?

You’ve got to get your protein from somewhere: [WTF] China’s first man in space has said that Chinese astronauts eat dog meat to keep their strength up as they orbit around the earth. PETA is thrilled.

This might be the craziest WTF of the Week we’ve ever had: If you thought you’d previously seen it all, well, you’re wrong. Case in point: David Morales Colón, a 22-year-old Puerto Rican man who was shot to death last Thursday, and whose wake is now making headlines here in …

Redefining multitasking: Eliot Spitzer was once so voracious for sex that he ordered three different hookers for three separate visits – all in the span of a few hours in one day, an explosive new book claims. [class act] Reminder: He was the Governor of New York at the time.

Not much to add here.  It’s pretty straight forward.  Too many hookers = increase in road signs. Caution! Scantily-clad hazard ahead: Italian prostitutes get own road sign to warn motorists Read the WTF here.

This is apparently what happens when you trail by 20+ points… Gov. Charlie Crist speaking candidly about his Marco Rubio: Because he’s trying to pawn himself off as a fiscal conservative. And yet just in reason weeks, two weeks ago it has come out in news accounts he had a …

This is terrible news for the “Bring Your Child to Work” program. The Federal Aviation Administration is investigating how a child was allowed to direct air traffic at the nation’s sixth-busiest airport – New York’s JFK International. [brilliant] We’re quite certain the passengers were thrilled when they heard the news.

This is beyond fantastic:  [boozy ape] A Russian chimpanzee has been sent to rehab by zookeepers to cure the smoking and beer-drinking habits he has picked up, a popular daily reported on Friday. It gets even better: “The beer and cigarettes were ruining him. He would pester passers-by for booze,” …

Not a role model: Pistol whipping at Toledo Chuck E. Cheese One man was sent to the hospital Sunday night after a fight broke out at the Chuck E. Cheese’s Restaurant in South Toledo. The only person to witness the assault was this guy.

This ad will scare the sh*t out of your children.  [Note the 2:52 mark where a campaign staffer crawls on all fours dressed as a sheep.] This will be featured on the Daily Show in … 3… 2… h/t AM UPDATE: From SFist Has senate candidate Carly Fiorina been hitting …

There have been so many good ones this week. Man hugging, kissing chicken on NYC subway And no, this wasn’t a drunken KFC run gone terribly wrong. New York City’s transit agency is investigating a video posted online that shows a man kissing and snuggling a live chicken aboard a …

If it gets any weirder than this, we’d like to know. Man caught at airport with 44 lizards in pants A German man who stuffed 44 small lizards into his underwear before trying to board a flight has been sentenced to prison in New Zealand for plundering the country’s protected …