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Fantasy Rant Week 13
I must start with an apology to all of you who flipped out last week thinking your playoffs had started. I was focusing on one of my leagues with a more extensive than usual playoff period. For those of you who read my rant, cut all of your players to …
Fantasy Football Rant | Week 9
We have a big announcement this week here in Fantasy Rant Land. Due to the fact I went to a state school, I’m 45 percent illiterate. So we have an editor now and her name is Meg. While we’re not sure if she throws like a girl, we do know …
Capitol Hill Bingo
Capitol Hill is full of funny, bizarre and otherwise interesting moments that don’t happen anywhere else in this country – moments happen at least once, if not multiple times a day. Most of us ignore them, because they’ve become so common, while others of us can’t believe they continue to …
Rantworthy: R.I.P. Tune Inn
Something on your mind? Need to Rant? Email [email protected] Tune Inn joins DC reality television craze, crushing hearts more than their mozzarella sticks The successful opening of Chef Spike’s tourist-beloved We the Pizza and the Silk Road-length lines outside Georgetown Cupcake have proven that television celebrity can add cold hard …
Fantasy Football Rant
Sorry for the two week absence. I pulled a Rick Williams and was detained by African Authorities until they confirmed that I was not in fact Bob Saget. I did learn that banging an Olson twin isn’t a dream confined to the 57 states we call America. Let’s skip the …
Fantasy Football 09 – Pre-Season Rant
By: Brad Kanus There’s nothing better than fantasy football to get your mind off the rapidly collapsing social foundation of our nation. I’m still not able to keep solid food down since seeing a CNN report featuring my uncle Fred and my grandmother at a rally where the anchor accused …
Rantworthy: Open Letter to the Airline Industry
Something on your mind? Need to Rant? Email [email protected] Rantworthy: Open Letter to the Airline Industry Dear Airline Industry, It’s been a while since we talked and I’d like to address a few issues with you if you’ll take time out of your busy schedule of practicing the hammer throw …
Rantworthy: Um, You Do Understand They’re Not Going to Drop Them Off in Times Square With Twenty Bucks and Two Tickets to Rent, Right?
The following rant was submitted by a very passionate citizen. It comes to you in its entirety. ——– In joining other House Republicans to pitch legislation that would effectively block any Git-mo detainees from "touching" U.S. soil, Rep. Pete King on Thursday went for the lowest of the low hanging …
Rantworthy: Ticked Off Metro Rider
Memo To: WMATA, the guys who hand out the 37 different free papers at Metro Stations and the GW Kids Trying to Sell Me Krispy Kremes From: Ticked Off Metro Rider Re: You Suck … Every morning, I get up, take care of the assorted rituals that make me acceptable …
Missed Connection: Sorry I Thought You Were a Hooker
We’ve been known to get some interesting tips, but this one takes the cake. The tip, along with the Craigslist "Missed Connection" ad was entitled: "Sorry I Thought You Were a Hooker." It’s a story of a male DC resident who’s desperately trying to reunite with a young lady he …
Rantworthy: Confessions of a Silver Ticket Survivor
Here at FamousDC, we not only get tips, story ideas and other inappropriate electronic messages, but sometimes we’re sent very colorful emails from readers who simply want to rant about something that has them all fired up. The latest submission comes from Travis Hare. And while his story is less …
Rantworthy: A Congressional Sketch
It looks as if our tip line is working overtime these days. The latest tip comes in the form of a rant. Our favorite part, the “Global Warming” musical. A Congressional Sketch Is it getting hot in here? (Yes) Outside, the first snow of winter dusted Washington streets and a …
Fantasy Football Rantworthy: Still the Playoffs
If your league is like mine, you’re in the second round of the playoffs where the next two games are combined. This means it’s down to the wire and you need fantasy miracles that would dwarf the virgin birth of Jesus H. Christ. In one of my leagues (yes, I …
Rantworthy: Always Sunny In Phoenix
Note: If you have a rant or something you think is post worthy, email it to us at [email protected] or drop it in the comment section. As long as it doesn’t sound like a 3 year-old wrote it, you might just get front page love, like our friend PhoenixSunsPhan. ————- …
Fantasy Football Rantworthy – Week 10
It’s a sad commentary that a site with such great potential, like FamousDC most certainly has, continues to ignore the fantasy football and focus instead on transition teams and jobs for journalists after the election. This site should be instead focused on the transition from regular season football to the …