You two gentlemen represent America’s unhealthiest state.  [Mississippi]

We just got our hands on a press release making its rounds on Capitol Hill. SEN. LEGHORN ANNOUNCES $14.7 MILLION FOR TEXAS; ‘YEE, HAW!’ HE ADDS WASHINGTON – U.S. Sen. Foghorn J. Leghorn, D-State, announced Tuesday that he had won an extra $14.7 million in stimulating funds from the solicitous …

Obama’s Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner

CNN’s Ed Henry proved he’s no slouch when it comes to flexing his math skills. From Twitter: President Obama has a 71-car motorcade from the Beijing airport, including Chinese greeting vehicles ! In our opinion 65 seems reasonable, 71 is a little over the top.

Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words, but this one from the Iowa GOP’s “Blogger Row” is only worth two: C’mon man! Now, we aren’t saying these Iowa GOPers are giving the rest of us bloggers a bad name, but next time you do an event, give us a …

If you bought into the hype like we did, you too were under the impression that the Obama campaign invented Twitter. President Barack Obama, the source of one of the world’s most-followed Twitter account, said Monday he’s never used the microblogging service. [say it ain’t so] What’s next: The Easter …

Today is Friday the 13th. We hope nothing crazy happens [scary ]

Sen. John Thune is the exact opposite of what you would expect a senator to be.  He’s tall, slim, young, good looking and a great basketball player.  And if you’re wondering whether or not he’s running for president any time soon… "I may go across Iowa, but it will be …

We actually wondered this exact thing last night while watching Glee.  [nip, tuck] Yeas & Nays reached out to celebrity plastic surgeon Dr. Ayman Hakki of Luxxery Cosmetic Medical Boutique in Waldorf to see whether he’d weigh in on which politicians have been nipped, tucked and sucked. Note: Dr. Hakki …

Will readers of The Hollywood Reporter review The Hill’s 50 Most Beautiful of 2010? Could the hottest hill staffers turn heads in Hollywood? The owner of Capitol Hill newspaper The Hill is buying the Hollywood Reporter TheWrap: Hollywood Reporter Set to be Sold to ‘Who’s Who’s’ Finkelstein h/t Ted Hearn

Also, how can he marry a month? Huffington Post: Tony Gonzalez’s Nude PETA Ad PHOTO: Naked With Wife October Congratulations to the HuffPo on the launch of their new HuffPost Sports

Drudge Report Obama Grants FOXNEWS Interview — Day After Anita Dunn Steps Down… MORE… DRUDGE has learned, Major Garrett will conduct interview in China next week… NYT: Admin originally said they would not give net any interviews for remainder of ’09…

Adam Geller beat Joel Benenson in the New Jersey Governor’s race and now gets a new job. Becca Milfeld: Clark Lytle & Geduldig adds pollster Adam Geller The word on the street is that Geller is a weightlifter and takes pride in the fact that he is the world’s strongest …

Zachary Roth: Rice And Hadley Look Set To Launch Consulting Firm In September, the RiceHadley Group LLC was registered as a business in California, under a San Francisco address.

The Onion: Congressman Boehner’s Terror Alert Skin Set Back To Orange