Washington Post Correction: A Nov. 26 article in the District edition of Local Living incorrectly said a Public Enemy song declared 9/11 a joke. The song refers to 911, the emergency phone number. h/t Mike Madden

Chris Cooley invites [via video invitation] Tiger to stay at his house and includes a list of things they could do together: "Drink some beers, put up Christmas lights (drunk), make some rap videos, because that’s popular right now and I think you would be good at that, because I’ve …

Mrs. O: Pictures of the wonderful White House holiday decorations

Timing is everything

Roxanne Roberts and Amy Argetsinger: Read this: Salahis, Jason Reitman, Willard Wigan

David Almacy : Anyone else find it odd there’s nothing on http://www.whitehouse.gov re: today’s Jobs Summit? I did find a Thank You page http://ow.ly/IdDz UPDATE: The site now has the forum prominently displayed. UPDATE II: As of 12 PM, Job Summit video was prominently displayed on the front of WH.gov, …

"This isn’t ‘Nam. This is bowling. There are rules." "Sarah Palin is a great friend to the bowling industry and we’re so proud and honored to welcome her as our keynote speaker at International Bowl Expo 2010" — Bowling Proprietors Assn of America exec. dir. Steven Johnson. [Huffington Post] Bowling …

It’s not the weight Huckabee was hoping to lose. [loses key staffer]

As only The Onion can do. Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP h/t Turk

Rep. Loretta Sanchez [D- Gretzky] is known for her creative Holiday cards, but this year she’s outdone herself. With the help of a professional ballroom dancer, [or a green screen] she was able to recreate a scene from Dancing With the Stars – all the while taking a quick jab …

Timely and threatening. Jake Tapper if tom friedman quotes that "we’re gonna need a bigger boat" line from Jaws one more time i will send the salahis to break into his house

In case you’re looking to rub elbows and drop entirely too much money on a steak. Our favorite line: "We do anything, we’ve got senators from Hawaii that come in…" How many?

Great question … KLSoltis: Just got email from RNC saying I can now buy Peppermint, the GOPs commemorative stuffed elephant. (My Q: Does it come with a policy agenda?) In case you were actually wondering, the policy agenda is extra. UPDATE: Buy your Peppermint doll here.

Is this Mike Huckabee hedging his bet on whether or not he’s run for something anytime soon?  [unsure] "It’s hard to say. A lot of it depends on how the elections turn out next year," Huckabee said of the 2010 mid-term vote expected to bring some Republican gains in Congress. …

Who has the most to gain/lose over the next 24 hours? Mike Huckabee and President Obama Reid Wilson: Monday’s Starting Lineup