We’re unclear as to whether we’re offended or amused.  You make the call. MNSBC host Ed Schultz, on the radio yesterday: “Dick Cheney’s heart’s a political football. We ought to rip it out and kick it around and stuff it back in him. I’m glad he didn’t tip over — …

This is what happens when you let your boss live-blog: For instance, Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-N.Y.), who spent Thursday live blogging on Daily Kos, offered a more candid assessment of the Republicans at summit. “I think Leader Boehner is particularly livid about the tanning bed tax,” Weiner wrote. “Surprised he …

Of all the headlines Roll Call could have chosen… Weiner Tries to Cash In on Kerfuffle Better than the headline, Rep. Weiner’s one-liner: “The Republicans squealed like pigs…” The entire hot mess found here.

Newt Gingrich: Capitol Hill staffers ‘have never had a real job’ “Of course it’s the nature of the modern Congress, which hires lots of nice young staffers who have never had a real job, who spent their entire life being arrogant to visitors from back home, who end up thinking …

This video concept was likely hatched at 2am after a 12 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon – and in our opinion, it works.  [The Blair House Project] Note: The Blair Witch Project was released in 1999 at which time Rep. Aaron Schock was a junior in high school and James …

Megan McArdle: Hate Sells

This is priceless and pretty damn creative: [powerball] Gov. Jay Nixon would be forced to gamble for funds to bolster the state’s declining budget under legislation proposed by a few Republican lawmakers. It gets so much better: The bill, proposed by Rep. Mark Parkinson, R-St. Charles County, would deduct $2 …

This would have made more sense last cycle: @PoliticsNation: Bizarre FEC find of the day: Someone at the RNC spent $15 at a pet store on 8th SE and listed the expense as “meals.” Um… It was however salmon flavored. That’s how Mike rolls. RELATED: Mo Money Mo Problems

Appropriately timed and very funny. [at least we have health care]

Who knew Michael Steele would spend more money on flowers than his predecessor? Republican National Chairman Michael Steele is spending twice as much as his recent predecessors on private planes and paying more for limousines, catering and flowers – expenses that are infuriating the party’s major donors who say Republicans …

Maegan Carberry is a blogger and commentator who covers politics, media and technology … with a flair for pop culture.  She’s also held some pretty awesome jobs in the past. Carberry has previously worked as Arianna Huffington’s chief of staff, where she ran the west coast offices of The Huffington …

Pump fake from Jonathan Allen. Politico’s John Harris: Why POLITICO let Jonathan Allen come back If the past is prologue, this means 2010 will be his best year ever. No word yet on how the conversations between his agent and Dan Snyder broke down. Welcome back Jonathan and please keep …

We thought he would be a strong VP candidate, but it looks like Mr. Milbank would be better suited for another WH gig. WaPo’s Dana Milbank: Why Obama Needs Rahm At the Top RELATED: FamousDC nominates Dana Milbank for Vice President

The DCCC is not pleased with the NRCC:  [how dare you] The Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee (DCCC) is not amused with a Republican fundraising letter released yesterday that purported to be from Nancy Pelosi. Part of the letter read: “Many of you have been asking, ‘Where are the jobs?’ But …

Deadspin: The Tiger Woods Guide To Post-Scandal Press Conferences A quick study of the historic record also provides several different strategies for approaching this important Hail Mary of public relations. Which option will Tiger choose? President Bill Clinton Strategy: Defiant lies Basketball Guy Kobe Bryant Strategy: Hold on to your …