What would a Paris Hilton Administration look like? Ramin Setoodeh: Ms. Hilton Goes to Washington Our favorite of Adam McKay’s top 7: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue would become more Parisian in other ways. “Instead of a bowling alley in the basement of the White House, Paris would have a Pilates studio. …

Thank you John Edwards

Quote of the week: “Barrack Obama on vacation in Hawaii, following the Fix’s lead, of course.” Keep the hat!

Below is a perfect example of something you do if… 1.    You have shitty friends who give terrible advice 2.    You weren’t hugged enough as a child 3.    Your Friday night involves Anderson Cooper and a warm glass of milk 4.    You plagiarize often and hope not to get caught …

We don’t know what the hell is going on over at Shenanigans, but we approve. …But only because this guy must have really terrible friends that allowed him to do this. House staffer Scott Graves decided — ill-advisedly — to grow a “recess mutsache.” So, Shenan can track how ugly …

Yep, some of them are still in DC and still yapping on the House Floor – and that can’t be making House Republican staff happy. House Republicans are gearing up to continue their revolt of Congress’ adjournment for at least the next two weeks – right up to the start …

So, which poor bastard had to call the Speaker of the House to tell her that her book sales were in the crapper?  Were straws drawn? According to Drudge, the Speaker’s ego has seen better days. The most powerful woman in the history of American politics is suffering a humiliating …

Facebook update of the week: Doug Heye will be on The O’Reilly Factor at 8PM, even though he will be at the Neil Diamond concert.

FamousDC has decided to get off the sidelines during this historic election. We’re ready to endorse a candidate… See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

No, seriously – he does.

Maybe you should be a little nicer to that press secretary in your office. You know, the one that always seems to come in the meetings at the last second and then gets his name quoted next to some zinger in HOH. Yep, that guy. Looks like if he plays …

John McCain might be rolling around on a fully loaded Straight Talk Express bus this election cycle, but Team Obama raised the bar when it comes to transportation accessories. Check out the fine detail work on his airplane seats. Did your $25 contribution go to one of these [more pics …

A few Republicans, according to reports, are going back to a camera-less, mic-less House floor to protest Congress leaving for summer vacation without passing energy legislation. From an email forwarded to FDC: On Monday, August 4th, Republican Members of Congress (who are going to be in DC) will meet on …

With Brokaw flailing at MTP, does George smell blood in the water? Whatever provoked it, the former Clinton staffer drilled Speaker Pelosi for 8 minutes on energy policy today on “This Week.”

Here’s the weirdest headline/intro we’ve seen in a while. Nancy Pelosi vs. Rush Limbaugh — By: Chuck Norris Despite the fact that a recent poll found that Americans now believe (by a 3-1 ratio) gas prices are a bigger problem than global warming, The Washington Post noted that House Speaker …