Mike Allen’s Playbook said to ask Cillizza about his 26 women. It got our attention and we’ll work to get answers for you, but we bet Patrick Gavin beats us to it. Playbook:  ASK FIX ABOUT HIS 26 WOMEN

Senator Biden recently told the FDC Secretary of Agriculture that he “needs to work on his pecs.”  [really]

We’ve got a tipster with mad Photoshop skillz, so hopefully these will continue to show up in our tips mailbox.

Happy Friday. A few thoughts… 1. Today is international talk like a pirate day. Be sure to use “poopdeck” in most every sentence ye use. If ye can do that, then we thinks we keep the terrorist from winning – at least for today. 2. The stock market crashed earlier …

Raise your hand if you’ve ever seen a Six Flags commercial?   Perhaps you’ve seen one with a terribly costumed old dude dancing around like an epileptic at prom.  You know, this guy. Guess what?  He has a grandson – and shitty dances moves are apparently hereditary. It’s unclear as …

…Elves still remain undecided.  Campaign promises to open campaign office in North Pole.

Don’t worry people -the Treasury Department assures us they’re working hard in an attempt not to screw things up worse. h/t pinto 

Mostly entertaining – partly disturbing.  Can you tell the difference between an “Oh” face and a GOP face?  [look out for nose hairs] Spotted at Anne’s house.

Barack Obama Soundboard John McCain Soundboard

Don’t look now, but several FamousDC reporters are blowing up big time by spending an evening on the front of the Drudge Report. Let’s review which reporters get to a) show proof to their bosses they were at work and not the Cap Lounge and b) explain to their parents …

Who wears $60 thousand dollars worth of jewelry…at a political convention?  This Republican douche. TMZ: There’s a Delegate on the Floor! I went to the Republican National Convention and all I got was … robbed by some girl I picked up at a hotel bar. … Gabriel Nathan Schwartz, an …

This may make coffee come out of your nose.

The votes are in. The ballots have been counted. Senator Cornyn’s press office is straight Texas heat. The hottest press duo on the hill … Lauren Bean and Tina Gray Roll Call: Hill Climbers: Political Beginnings

Our friends over at the FFX blog, have uncovered an interesting picture… It seems as if members of Congress, who are too busy to work on energy legislation, have had enough time create themselves some useful new parking signs.  This gem was recently spotted on Capitol Hill. FFX blog writes: …

The Internets never cease to amaze. Palin Child Name Generator Hilarity. h/t SECRET SIMMERINGS