I ran Fannie Mae into the ground requiring a taxpayer funded bailout and all I got was this $8.25 million house.

Watch this guy as he commits podium suicide – and yes, it’s likely that his ride home will be a long one…

If you’re having a bad hair day or ducking from reporters – wear one of these.  It’s sure to be a hot commodity. h/t Washington Whispers

Doonesbury is making more people FamousDC.  But let’s be honest, if you’re former Hill staffer Andrew Shore, you gotta be loving this, right?

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According to most everyone that watched the debate last night, including Matt Drudge, it was painfully boring. But for one lone blogger, it was quite the opposite. Ed Morrissey of HotAir.com, seems to be the only person in the United States that felt last night’s affair was nothing short of …

Did you see any of your FamousDC K Street friends, colleagues, or relatives in today’s Doonesbury?

If only we were lucky enough to actually get lobbyists to hop in a car and race away from us. Until then, this will have to do.  [start your engines and get your charity on]

“Maybe you noticed that all of John McCain’s problems began when he bailed out on this show. Were you aware of that? [Cheers and applause] The road to the White House runs RIGHT through here.” [h/t playbook]

Happy Monday morning. Here are a few links to enjoy with your coffee. Who are we kidding? Its recess. Congress is gone. Enjoy these links after you roll into office and need to kill an hour before you head out for lunch. Who will be big 10 years from now? …

It’s official, Luke Hatzis is Capitol Hill’s favorite celebrity.  But why has he yet to go on Fox’s  “America Morning” show?   Better yet, why hasn’t Megyn Kelly hired Luke to be her door guy?

So your boss changes her vote on the $700 million bailout. Do you … a) Put your head down and hope nobody notices? b) Give your boss a disguise and tell her to vote quickly. c) Pitch the story to the AP and get a picture and profile of your …

Don’t let the recent Fox News fame fool you, Luke Hatzis is still one of us. He puts his pants on one leg at a time.  And to prove it, we decided to dig a little deeper and show you the real Luke. For all the FamousDC fans who’ve emailed …