Dear Sarah Palin, If your failure to contact H&R Block prevents this so-called train from Disneyland to Vegas from being built, we’re going to be pretty pissed.  [Pay your taxes, please!] Sincerely, FamousDC

It seems as if Alex Rodriguez has called on Republican communicators to help coach him through his latest PR nightmare.  No, not the one that suggests that Madonna occasionally lets him steal home, but the one that has him apologizing for injecting banned substances into his derriere. One of the …

Great read with your morning coffee from Longworth [basketball] Your mail may be delayed, but the Postmaster still gets paid [800K] GOP iPod makes national news [Aerosmith] Superman hearts Obama [motorcade] Bad News Burris [ethics inquiry]

According to CNN, the next person to give Mitt Romney a $10 million donation will also win a brand new house.  [complete with 9.5 crappers]

The Chicago Tribune’s Jill Zuckman is the latest reporter to leave the booming newspaper industry in order to join the Obama Administration. Zuckman’s heading to the Transportation Dept. as assistant to Secretary Ray LaHood and director of public affairs. And she’s excited. “I’m so excited about this. I think this …

Andy Roth gets Cubs tickets for life?

We hope you enjoy your day out of the office. Be sure to wish Jennifer Crider a happy birthday. See you tomorrow! — FamousDC

Dan Aykroyd is a great actor, but he’s no John Boehner – unless he drops a few and gets a tan.

There are a lot of people comparing this dude to Newt Gingrich.  [no pressure]

We’ll give them 7 out of 10 stars.  [viral dart throwing] h/t Anne

There are mice dying in San Francisco, so of course it’s important that Congress turn this sh*t around quickly.

We hope Rahm enjoyed his time at Johnny’s Half Shell last night. We didn’t know he liked oysters so much; it’s too bad this never made it into Rahm’s inbox.

When Nancy Pelosi’s cats hear about her latest “pet project”, they’re gonna be all sorts of pissed.  [meow]

According to a tipster who just witnessed one of these being shuttled into the RNC – it seems as if Chuck Norris was just tapped as the new communications director at the RNC. Apparently Chuck wants to whip people into shape ASAP.  The Total Gym arrived via FedEx.

If you’ve ever lived in the Midwest or know someone who has, you are well aware that the states of Kansas and Missouri do not like each other.  And by not like, we’re talking a deep-seated hatred that’s not going anywhere anytime soon.  And even though there are other huge …