Question: “Mr McCain do you know the difference between YouTube and MySpace?” [nice scoop]

Howard Witt might have said it best … “You say a caucus. I say a ruckus. A hocus, a jokus, a chaos, a muckus – let’s call the whole thing rough.” [swampy] It was anything but calm, collected and normal last night in Texas, as precinct after precinct attempted to …

and he is taking a vacation the next couple of weeks.

It didn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that the Clinton machine was going to play the “expectations game” tonight – matter of fact, they’ve been playing it for quite some time. As we wrote here last week, it was critical for Team Clinton that the MSM label Obama as the …

You know the old adage – legislation is like making sausage – the result might be great, but you surely don’t want to watch the process.  Well, the same goes for the Democratic “after primary caucus” process down in Texas – at least for one teed off resident. [why I’m …

This could be the tipping point:

For those about to rock [We Salute You] If you ain’t first [You’re Last] Weekly music agenda [dcist] Stop hogging the arcade game! [Chuck.E.Cheese] Steve-O Arrested [Splash!] Randy Moss Back with Patriots [conversate] Obama goes hip hop, again [robo call Jay Z style]

Okay, so it’s not an official endorsement, but it’s damn close.  From the National Journal’s Hotline:  “Hillary Clinton told reporters that both she and the presumptive Republican nominee John McCain offer the experience to be ready to tackle any crisis facing the country under their watch, but Barack Obama simply …

Republican Leader John Boehner is sick and tired of the Democrats having all the fun.  Instead of sitting back and watching his Democratic friends live-blog ’till their blue in the face, the Ohio congressman has decided it’s time for him to venture out into the wild wild web and “live-blog” …

Deborah Jeane Palfrey’s trial will begin on April 7.

Yesterday, a Germantown teenager who was “kidnapped” and taken to the crawlspace in his house, finally admitted that he made the entire story up – in order to avoid trouble with his mother. Problem: Now he’s in even more trouble – with the police – and a local news reporter …

…But if you want opening day tickets, you’re too late.  Those suckers sold out within minutes. Click here for tickets to all other games. [Ben’s Chili Bowl]

The reality show! Lots of you are used to reading LateNightShots.com on your computer screen (the members-only forum is a favorite online hangout for Georgetown’s young, pretty and rich set …  and an occasional outlet for some risque comments). But are you ready to see it on your television screen?

Michael Calderone notes that according to Chuck Shumer — all the kids are going online.

Daniel Reilly: Bill Gates to Testify Before Congress — March 12, House Science and Technology Committe