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VP hopeful is preggers
Gov. Sarah Palin announced last week that she is about seven months pregnant with her fifth child. Due date around Mayish according to our math. The governor says she knows the sex of the child but has not told her other children yet. [Unclear as to why she can’t trust …
“Hammer” tactics bleed over to new congress
Update: Politico covers the vote scandal [long, drawn out story] —— House Republicans are all sorts of hacked off that Democratic leaders violated ethics rules they put in place at the beginning of the 110th Congress. Last night Democrats held open a vote in order to twist arms long enough …
Spitz Quits
Spitzer To Announce Resignation In The Hour: Sources The New York Post: Gov. Eliot Spitzer has decided to resign and will begin notifying top state officials of his decision just after 9 a.m., The Post has learned.
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First blind governor? [we shall see] Obama beats Clinton in Mississississippi [is that legal down there?] Dear A-holes: [it’s just my safety, no biggie] I’ll say I’m sorry, but I’m not taking off my glasses [the t-shirt]
Speaker wakes up from nap, declares this…
Pelosi: Joint ticket ‘impossible’ From CNN: “I think that ticket either way is impossible,” Pelosi told a New England Cable News reporter Tuesday, pointing to comments from Clinton and her campaign that implied Republican John McCain would make a better commander-in-chief than Obama. “I think that the Clinton administration has …
Virtual Orgy 2.0
What happens when you cram five twenty-somethings into the same house, all with the same goal in mind – each with easy access to booze, all of whom love late nights and wild times? Well, usually a combination like that spells trouble, hangovers and sometimes these – but for one …
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So you want to be a blogger? [better read this first] Where fashion goes to die [weird] Open thread [hooker style] Joint ticket? [eff that]
Client #9 to staff: Polish this turd
Update: Possible headlines tomorrow [submit] Update: RGA Calls on Eliot Spitzer to Resign “The Governor of New York should immediately resign from office and allow the people of New York to pursue honest leadership. The American people are tired of corrupt and hypocritical politicians. The Governor of New York is just …
Help make Kenny Famous
Why this event isn’t being advertised on every metro bus district-wide is a damn mystery. It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity … yet, whoever is in charge of promotion is failing miserably – so we thought we’d help. …Without further ado, the most riveting affair you’ll experience on the …
“Green” eggs and hamming it up
Below is an unbelievable exchange between a house staffer, [the name was omitted before it hit our inbox] and Perry, the Deputy Director of the “Green the Capitol” office. Perhaps funnier than the actual email exchange, the fact that Nancy is using your tax dollars to pay at least two …