Another person passed out during a ride with the Mad D.C. Cabbie. We wonder if these people will ever find their picture online. Diary of a Mad DC Cabbie: PASSED OUT II What is this? Pass out in Mad’s cab week? Here is another idiot I picked up at the …

We don’t understand what is happening here, but please don’t let Jason Campbell screw up his arm. Mr. Irrelevant: Zorn Breaks Out His Bag of Toys We first learned of the Zorn Star’s penchant for abnormal QB drills back in early June during the OTAs. Well, this week he broke …

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French Version (he does pay homage to the Last Call experts: Danielle Jones, Nora McAlvanah, and Mike Memoli) SHOT: Obama, explaining at a town hall meeting in Georgia on July 8 why children should learn a foreign language: … “It’s embarrassing when Europeans come over here, they all speak English, …

You can’t make this up folks. There is a Cardboard Tube Fighting League and the Washington War Dance took first place this Saturday on the National Mall. Wow We particularly like the father who awkwardly proudly stood by with his camera and bluetooth earpiece.  Photos of this “event” will surely …

Yes … having solved the energy crisis, ended the Iraq war, and fixed social security, Congress is now working on an apology for slavery and racial segregation The Crypt: House to take up apology for slavery and racial segregation next week The House is scheduled to take up a resolution …

Noam Scheiber: McCain VP Announcement Tomorrow? Plus Bonus Pawlenty Take this for what it’s worth–and it may not be much–but a source well-connected in Minnesota politics (and in a position to know) is pretty sure Tim Pawlenty has pulled out of one or two events scheduled there for tomorrow. Assuming that’s right, I guess it could mean any number …

As FamousDC readers have probably realized, we don’t post much on the weekend. However, Mr. Pausch gets the only post of this weekend. Thank you. This video is an hour long. Try this if you want a two-minute overview.

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Alright ZZ Top wanna-bes, the contest ends at noon today. Get your pictures over to Captain Chaos. Chris Cooley:Beard contest phase 1 ends Friday Everyone who wants to be included in the beard contest please make sure to get your beard pictures in by July 25th before noon. We will …

We ask – is this for real?  We hope so.

Diary of a Mad D.C. Cabbie: Passed Out I was rolling down Wisconsin avenue near the National Cathedral when some chics driving beside me honked and pulled me over. I thought they wanted directions but what they wanted was to dump their toasted friend in my back seat and move …

The staffers have spoken, and Longworth’s beloved Doris is back on the job.  After rumors flew yesterday about Doris being a few dollars short on her register, it appears that cooler heads have prevailed.  Now that’s “change” we can believe in. If only the actual Congress folk in charge on …

This email is going around like wild fire on Capitol Hill.  If it’s true – it’s a damn bit ridiculous.  We’ll continue to check snopes.com and keep you posted. TUESDAY LONGWORTH CAFETERIA BOYCOTT …. Many of you likely know “little” Doris, who has been a cashier in the Longworth Cafeteria …

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