What would a Paris Hilton Administration look like? Ramin Setoodeh: Ms. Hilton Goes to Washington Our favorite of Adam McKay’s top 7: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue would become more Parisian in other ways. “Instead of a bowling alley in the basement of the White House, Paris would have a Pilates studio. …

Captain Chaos picked the right winners for his beard contest. Please click to see the pictures. This definitely went too far… Chris Cooley’s Blog: Beard Co-Champions How am I going to explain myself to brothers with amazing beards when I shaved mine off a week early? Well, by crowning them …

FamousDC sends birthday greetings to our friend Nora McAlvanah

Whoever dreamed this idea up needs a raise. Sen. Barack Obama’s campaign announced tonight that voters who sign up for his text messaging alerts will be among “the first to know” his choice for the vice presidential nominee. [pure genius] What will they think of next?

I’mWithFred [bet on red] Big Up or Hurt? [remix] Barack Roll [hmatkin] Smack That [Bush] Pay Phone [lonely]

Chris Cooley’s Blog: NFL in the Olympics? Just think how interesting it would be to see the following NFL athletes compete in the 2012 Summer Olympic Games: … Jason Taylor: Fencing. Did you see his footwork during Dancing with the Stars? Plus, just think about the wing span advantage he …

Thank you John Edwards

Yesterday we featured Part One of our interview with Capitol Hill’s newest celebrity and lot’s of you stopped by to check it out. Today, it’s time for the second part of our interview with Chef Spike, owner of Good Stuff Eatery. 1) If John McCain were to stop by, what …

People should stop passing out when riding with Mad D.C. Cabbie. This was a Monday night too! Recess is in full effect. Diary of a Mad DC Cabbie: Something in the Air [hilarious pic] I am thinking of detoxing my cab or something because people tend to pass out in …

Quote of the week: “Barrack Obama on vacation in Hawaii, following the Fix’s lead, of course.” Keep the hat!

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He’s the hottest celebrity on Capitol Hill right now- he also serves up some of the meanest burgers in town.  His name is Chef Spike and you haven’t heard of him – you might consider leaving the crawl space in your mother’s basement. Spike Mendelsohn , a former contestant on …

DC didn’t make the list. We’ve got work to do people. The season starts today. If we’re not constantly improving, someone else will take our place. This is Congressional recess, let’s get out there and show them what we’re made of! Forbes: America’s Hard Drinking Cities No. 1: Austin, Texas …

New Redskins coach Jim Zorn can’t lose. Ok, we’re still in preseason, but we’re calling it early … Skins in the Superbowl! DC Pro Sports Report: Redskins 17, Bills 14

We hope you weren’t heading back from Dewey Beach hung-over yesterday. A tanker drove off the Bay Bridge resulting in 10 mile back-ups on either side. “We’re all stuck in the traffic, Hon.” Bay Bridge Accident kills trucker, 2 injured Annapolis, MD — Traffic has built up to an extent …