Shooting Wolves from a helicopter [Palin] Rage Against the Machine [ben stein] Elevator Etiquette [DC Damsel] Martha Stewart [pink book] Way to Roll [Sunday Night] eHarmony [scam]

UPDATE: Fortunately for fans, Cooley has taken the picture of his junk off his blog.  For those of you utterly confused as to what’s going on.  Our man Cooley accidentally snapped a picture of his playbook, and unbeknown to him, also featured his junk in the pic.  Dead Spin has …

The Internets never cease to amaze. Palin Child Name Generator Hilarity. h/t SECRET SIMMERINGS

Conventions are over, Congress is back and Brady is out for the season … what do we do now? Thankfully, The D.C. Concierge brings us a  guide for Weekend Septembers in DC: ADAMS MORGAN DAY! – Sunday, September 14th, 11:30am -6:30pm … Join me and thousands of others as we …

Initial reports indicate that it’s Geraldo Rivera in the bear costume.  More as it develops…

Proof is in the video below. And yes, it’s shocking that Meteorologist Geraldo Rivera was standing in the middle of a storm.  He never does such silly things. His classic line after being knocked on his ass by a wave:  “I’m going to be a YouTube star now.” Yes you …

…and then a hero comes along…[mac] College Football Radio [free] Secretary of State [lindsey] Working moms [lipstick] Who Cares [more pics] Wisdom [remember] 7 Door Sedan [rocks] America [F yeah] Brady [fail]

Last night, DC celebrities gathered for “Washington’s Funniest Celebrity” contest.  Contestants included Gov. Mike Huckabee, tax man Grover Norquist, CNN’s Jamie McIntyre and Politco’s James Kotecki. After the train wreck concluded, the Judges announced the winner.  Shockingly, the Governor won. According to Yeas and Nays, who were also judges, Kotecki …

FamousDC didn’t think we could make it through another draft this year, especially since our fail first pick is out for the season. But then we hear about this… The Glamazon Diaries: Are You Ready for Some Football? Join us at the Draft Party for the announcement of the 2008 …

Move over Farrelly Brothers, you’ve got some stiff competition – in the form of tree-hugging spoofers. If you haven’t seen the original tree-hugging hippie video, sit back, relax and be blown away by the passion. Once you’ve been emotionally drained, to the point of no return – click below for …

Our favorite All-Pro blogging Redskins’ Tight End shows off his breakfast skillz. Captain Chaos Chef Chris Cooley 

Read the flashback [9.11.01]

9.11.2001.

In this cartoon….

Why do white chicks like the McCain/Palin ticket. His answer is part of Politico’s new “Arena” feature.  One which we’re going to have a lot of fun with. “These women voters look at John McCain and they see someone they instinctively trust and have confidence in.” -Madden In short, white …