Fun volunteers needed [Sallying] Drunk lobbyist [Tom Collins] Oath of Office [well heeled] New Stylist [legally heidi] Chris Horton [congrats] Hi Haters [Portis]

Barack Obama Soundboard John McCain Soundboard

Don’t look now, but several FamousDC reporters are blowing up big time by spending an evening on the front of the Drudge Report. Let’s review which reporters get to a) show proof to their bosses they were at work and not the Cap Lounge and b) explain to their parents …

Who wears $60 thousand dollars worth of jewelry…at a political convention?  This Republican douche. TMZ: There’s a Delegate on the Floor! I went to the Republican National Convention and all I got was … robbed by some girl I picked up at a hotel bar. … Gabriel Nathan Schwartz, an …

This may make coffee come out of your nose.

…spotted at Extreme’s house.

Pageants to Politics [sallying] Short Shorts [Bench Press] Running DC [DC Universe] Blue Crabs [arugula files] Rock of Levi [thong speed] Opening Up [snark] False [creole]

We’re getting lots of new readers today as a result of our Monday post (Chris Cooley’s Limp Edge). We saw Cooley’s post Sunday night and teed up something for Monday morning. Only after reading the comments on his site did we catch the little guy poking out in the first …

I can not believe that FamousDC is still focused on political crap given the crisis that is Fantasy Football. 1.  Last time I saw Tom Brady he was on a yellow road with a lion, talking oil can and some hot chick with braids – he was on his way …

Remember this bear?  The one found wandering on the Texas Coast moments before Hurricane Ike made landfall.  Well, apparently the storm surge kicked his ass, because he was found washed up Columbia Heights. And he’s causing all sorts of problems.

The votes are in. The ballots have been counted. Senator Cornyn’s press office is straight Texas heat. The hottest press duo on the hill … Lauren Bean and Tina Gray Roll Call: Hill Climbers: Political Beginnings

Joe Biden is doing jingles for the Village’s Retirement Resort, so it’s only appropriate that when President Bush retire, he join a village of his own. 

Dear RCN Cable of Washington, DC Can you please tell me who won between the Cowboys and Eagles on Monday Night Football? I wouldn’t know, BECAUSE THE DAMN CABLE WENT OUT TWICE. I couldn’t even check online because your lovely internet service went down as well. I hate Comcast, but …

We need our DC Douche fix.  What’s going on over there?

Our friends over at the FFX blog, have uncovered an interesting picture… It seems as if members of Congress, who are too busy to work on energy legislation, have had enough time create themselves some useful new parking signs.  This gem was recently spotted on Capitol Hill. FFX blog writes: …