7 catches, 72 yards Cooley 1 Cardinals 0 Wasps 0

Nora and crew over at Last Call …priceless. • Since they were already in the congressional parking deck to tow Charlie Rangel‘s ’72 Mercedes, Capitol Police took the opportunity haul off Byrd‘s horse-drawn carriage, too.

We’ve got a tipster with mad Photoshop skillz, so hopefully these will continue to show up in our tips mailbox.

Happy Friday. A few thoughts… 1. Today is international talk like a pirate day. Be sure to use “poopdeck” in most every sentence ye use. If ye can do that, then we thinks we keep the terrorist from winning – at least for today. 2. The stock market crashed earlier …

Economy Explained [scarf-gate] Bert and Ernie [intense] Awkward [elevator] Dead Hippo [GDub] Lazy [metro man] Homeless [Bear] Uglier [DC]

If you’re a House staffer who can’t get garage parking – this story is going to chap your ass. As every congressional employee knows, Capitol Hill doesn’t have much in the way of pay parking and street parking next to impossible to find.   So what do you do if …

Marissa Conrad and Jesseka Kadylak pulled together a great list of where to watch NFL football games in D.C. Washingtonian: Football Fever: Where to Watch Your Team Note to self: Avoid Pour House and Steelers fans on Sunday.

Raise your hand if you’ve ever seen a Six Flags commercial?   Perhaps you’ve seen one with a terribly costumed old dude dancing around like an epileptic at prom.  You know, this guy. Guess what?  He has a grandson – and shitty dances moves are apparently hereditary. It’s unclear as …

Who doesn’t love one-legged pigs who play the drums? Fry us up some bacon too. We’re coming over! #pork #

…Elves still remain undecided.  Campaign promises to open campaign office in North Pole.

Don’t worry people -the Treasury Department assures us they’re working hard in an attempt not to screw things up worse. h/t pinto 

Project Beltway is better [Q street] Oakland? [D.C. Universe] Coming back [knee high] Bounds [strikes back] Hell No [LiLo] No [alumni]

Mostly entertaining – partly disturbing.  Can you tell the difference between an “Oh” face and a GOP face?  [look out for nose hairs] Spotted at Anne’s house.

They’re two of the funniest political celebrities to ever stumble upon YouTube. They have a cult following, tons of fans, sweet gear and if you’ve missed them thus far- well, welcome to the internet. They’re Jackie and Dunlap – the most hilarious redneck duo ever to grace our web page. …

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