Agent Zero may not play next season, but he does have time to get engaged. WaPo: Arenas Went a-Courting, and the Answer Was Yes After seven years and two kids together, Gilbert Arenas and Laura Govan are making it official: They’re getting married … The Wizards’ $111 million superstar turned …

If’ you’ve been lucky enough to tender the House cafeterias lately, you’ve noticed all the great green new perks, including corn spoons.  Which are edible, in case the organic burrito made with fake cheese doesn’t fill you up. Now, in the latest turn of events – one likely blamed on …

This email is flying around Capitol Hill – and we can assure you it’s totally legit and so is the accompanying photo.  Yes, Sec. Treasurer Henry Paulson can really shoot lightning from his fingers. Dear American: I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a …

Political Stunt [planned parenthood] Hagel Endorsement [nader] Stalking 101 [isearch] therapist [overheard] RSC [heart attack]

These body guards look like they’re fresh off the Christina Aguilera tour – complete with ridiculous looking microphones.  Were people really fooled by this set up?  Perhaps. From Calderone’s blog: If Sarah Palin didn’t actually get to hit the streets yesterday when she met world leaders at the U.N., who …

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Who doesn’t love a good list?  And regardless of whether you’re on this one or not – it’s sure to spark some water cooler chatter this week. Roll Call’s Fabulous Fifty If you’re #51 – this list is the worst thing that’s ever happened to your career.  If you made …

Yes, this week may never end and we’re going to burn the midnight oil through the weekend. What if we weren’t working on the hill? We could: Lead fishing trips in the Virgin Islands Be ESPN Stat Boy Be a Super Model Be a Professional Golfer Cook for John Madden …

Diddy says “John McCain Is Buggin The F%^k Out’”! (keep the volume down, bad language)

Checking out the latest article on the Politico has never been this much fun for Capitol Hill interns.   Thank goodness for Ben Smith, sports betting and some good ole American style football.

taxation without representation [street] Throw in the towel [dreams] Missed Connections [Bahar] Emmy Coverage [molly] Coffee Spot [petworth] Life lessons [model] 15 minutes [tough] Big hug [Palin]

She might call herself the “Hotfile,” but her latest episode could have put fire to sleep. One of YouTube’s favorite darlings spent an entire episode ranting about Todd Palin’s inability to show up to court. And then went off on his lawyer, at which at that point we fell asleep. …

Mike Allen’s Playbook said to ask Cillizza about his 26 women. It got our attention and we’ll work to get answers for you, but we bet Patrick Gavin beats us to it. Playbook:  ASK FIX ABOUT HIS 26 WOMEN

Senator Biden recently told the FDC Secretary of Agriculture that he “needs to work on his pecs.”  [really]

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