Don’t let the recent Fox News fame fool you, Luke Hatzis is still one of us. He puts his pants on one leg at a time.  And to prove it, we decided to dig a little deeper and show you the real Luke. For all the FamousDC fans who’ve emailed …

I’ve got $700 Billion dollars that says Fantasy Football is the largest single indicator of financial health in the United States.  After this past weekend I’m afraid we’re a turd headed for a dark hole my friends.  Unless there’s some fantasy magic soon we’re all going to be eating out …

Pharmacy Store Fight Club [first rule] On the record? [Facebook] Debate time [let’s roll] Ron Paul [gold] Smile [turtle] Wealth [real] Palin [bingo]

Rusty, former editor of Why I Hate DC, ain’t too happy.  Why?  Because the blog he help launch into stardom has recently pooped the nest. Rusty, who moved to Columbus, Ohio to pursue a career in adult films, has been checking the progress of the site’s new editor, Liz, and …

Will Countrywide knock off Bank of America?  Will a 16 seed knock off a number 1? Get your picks in before the House votes.  Click below for a full size bracket. h/t: Some House staffer who’s entirely too clever to work for Congress.  Come work for us.

At least that’s what some people think. Our favorite quote: I passed around the John McCain Twitter profile to some of my Republican friends via email. One of them, an ardent McCain supporter and someone who would be considered a “senior Republican campaign operative” responded: “Well, [John McCain] needs some …

MEMO TO GOV. PALIN, FROM THE DESK OF KEVIN MADDEN: “What about Kevin Six-Pack? Why am I always overlooked and neglected? Everyone always focuses on Joe. Joe, Joe, Joe. It’s all I ever heard growing up. Kevin Six-Pack votes too, y’know.”[playbook] Madden’s memo was in reference to Gov. Palin trying …

The-Hottest-chick-in-the-game [Michelle] Starch We Can Believe In [RS] DC Lawyer [facebook] lock your bike [shaw] Wine backpack [yes] Skins Car Tags [47] Kid Rock [beer] Pork [McCain]

100% A game = tricking your girlfriend into asking YOU to marry HER. We think only an NBA All-Star could pull this off. Still, it is pretty bad ass when you throw your girl off the trail by promising dinner with Obama and then you have a moon bounce and …

Pat Gavin, the editor of Fishbowl DC, was recently interviewed by the Washingtonian.  Below is a portion of the interview, with some words purposefully lifted from it.  Your job – fill in the blanks. “Gavin came to DC five years ago to ___________. He didn’t _______ but says it was …

Artur blames Repubicans…and Democrats Ryan Grim Listens to Rush Limbaugh Tonya Harding sighted in D.C. This is getting serious Take a deep breath What happin!? BFF