Thank you Mr. Mortman, you’re too kind… FamousDC: Up 12 Points In All The Latest Tracking Polls

Dear Professor Smith, I’m sorry that I didn’t show up for class on Thursday.  I was hungover – but for good reason. A few of my buddies and I are developing a beer that can fight cancer.  No, seriously, we are.  The easy part is drinking it – as proved …

And you think you’re having a bad day…

McCain kicks off the “We Could See This Coming From A Mile Away Tour…”

Spotted at Extreme Mortman

McCain and Obama seem to be somewhat close in the polls as they head into the 4th quarter.  It’s anybody’s game and we might have to go into overtime on this one (House breaks Electoral College tie).  I could only dream of that scenario happening with any of my fantasy …

Aggressive Tuesday [skunk] Flirting [slippery slope] Classic Rock Lover [JoMa] Happy B-day [bastard] Dirty Texting [miss a] Congrats [7] Corn [WH]

Yesterday, Gov. Sarah Palin decided to use her “phone a friend” lifeline and called fellow conservative, and current “View” host, Elizabeth Hasselbeck to ask her if she’d make some appearances with her this weekend. The former “Survivor” contestant accepted.  [Take that Whoopi] “Governor Palin asked me to be with her …

It’s been a while since we checked in with our friend, the Hotfile – mainly because she’s been relatively absent when it comes to posting videos.  [although we do enjoy the new artwork in her studio.] So when we did take a few moments to check in with Ms. Hotfile’s …

How many local FamousDC people do you know in this one Daily Show clip?  And how many of them will feature it on their Facebook page?

He told everyone he was on a “fact finding mission” and would be right back.  So you can imagine how disappointed some of the McElves were when they saw him on CNN holding an Obama sign. Although, it’s not the first time Santa has been spotted supporting the Obama campaign.

Wow. We can’t believe we just found this. Easterns Motors has their own blog.  Go visit the site, register to win a Super Ride, and remember, your job’s your credit

Here’s to hoping this threat is not real. —–Original Message—– From: Roll Call [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Wednesday, October 22, 2008 2:22 PM To: America, Captain Subject: Breaking News From RollCall.com ROLL CALL – The Newspaper of Capitol Hill Since 1955 Wednesday, October 22, 2008 Breaking News Five Senate Offices Receive Bomb …

Terry Tate [palin] Political Ads [best] Sedaka [melissa] Great tackle [ref] All Aboard [WH] Caddy [great]

Congressional CAO Dan Beard’s trusty spokesman, Jeff Ventura, has leveled another quick-witted blow at Capitol Hill staffers.  This one comes on the heels of the cafeteria price hike. The charge, led by staffer Brian Diffell, has begun to pick up some steam.  So much so, Roll Call recently reported about …