Extreme Mortman points out something we had to see to believe about Patrick Gavin and Jeff Dufour.

Perhaps more exciting than a reality television show starring White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel running the Oval Office … the below book:

Last night this country witnessed history. This morning, Democrats witnessed a lot of Republicans fighting over the classified ads. For those poor Republicans who woke up in a cold sweat and realized, “Oh Shit” I don’t have a job for very much longer – we encourage you to embrace your …

According to sobering reports coming from folks here at the bar with us, we know who will be president tomorrow.

A very smart loyal reader just sent this picture in [knowing we here at FDC would surely feature it].  The email subject line read: “Can’t get enough of my FDC.” Trust us, we know photographic art when we see it – and yes, we’re flattered. We appreciate all of our …

We have no idea if the below blurb is true, but if so, it’s likely going to freak some people out.  Just saying. CNN’s Wolf Blitzer to interview hologram strategists on election night As the news networks spend oodles of cash in order to one-up the other with whiz-bang visuals …

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Election Day is finally here. For some folks in DC, it comes after months of hard work on the campaign trail. For others, it’s just another day. But whether you’re a government employee, campaign junkie, Hill staffer or journalist – starting tomorrow morning, the times, they are a changin.’ And …

Starbucks get’s an “A” for effort, but an “F” for failing to run this idea by anyone in their legal department. Seattle-based Starbucks is making fast changes — after being accused of breaking the law with an offer to voters.  [our bad] … Prior to Monday afternoon, Starbucks was promoting …

“Obama wins the popular vote and electoral vote, either by large or small margins.” Is this the equivalent to calling both heads and tails when you flip a coin?  Or does Marc believe that there truly is no such thing as the “middle of the road?” Either way, nice work, …

While we here at FDC have full faith and confidence in most of the voting machines, and Peggy Sue who will be hand counting the ballots in Wyoming, we do wonder just how long people will stand in line before giving up and then lying to co-workers about whether or …

We’ve heard the stats and we all know what was on the line at FedEx field last night. The Skins didn’t deliver for McCain.

You’d have to live in a locked basement to not have noticed the obnoxious amount of political piggybacking the past few months.  SNL is making a living out of it, and so is J. Crew.  So perhaps it’s not so strange that Ralph Lauren is also looking to leverage the …

The Hotfile joins a long list of YouTube celebrities who are predicting an Obama landslide.  But after learning that she’s moved to London, the question begs, did she even vote?

If Wolf Blitzer is boring you to tears tomorrow evening, join us instead as we Tweet election night coverage.We also apologize in advance for any TWIs that might come across your feed.  We don’t often “Twitter While Intoxicated”, but tomorrow night is special – and we will be.Follow us.  All …