*Crack-A-Lackin [Martha Stewart] Cash Money [inauguration] Let Them Fail [bailout] Christmas [watches] Black Honey [style] Male Ho [debate] Metro [rage]

Now that Obama is President, will the next version of Microsoft Word stop auto-correcting his name to Osama?

Agent Zero’s Obama Ink

She’s not going to like this.

Separated at birth – the 19th Century edition.

Looks like Dallas Mavericks Owner Mark Cuban has been double-teaming his stock portfolio.  [Lane violation]

WTF?  Say it ain’t so. h/t Anne Schroeder

If you’ve been reading the coverage surrounding Obama’s totally awesome new YouTube video, you’d think internet did not exist pre-Obama.  And just when we were certain that Al Gore was going to appear at Obama’s inauguration and officially pass the torch of the tubes, we realized, that’s not the case. …

We feel like today is a lucky day for FDC.  We now have 777 Twitter friends.  But why stop there? Join us. And don’t forget to keep the tips rolling in today by sending to [email protected]  

Life Lessons [monster truck] Write [pumpernickel] Celebrity [for Robert] Drunk Dial [birthday] Congrats [Jodifur] Street cred [DCist] See ya round [Avi] Global [hilarity]

After spending endless nights on the campaign trail, it comes as little surprise that WaPo reporter Chris Cillizza is ready to pack it in.  The Fix, as he often refers to himself, recently announced that he will not head to the White House to camp out next to Helen Thomas, …

Attention Star Trek fans, e.Politics has announced their Presidential cabinet which features all of your favorite heroes.  Left off the list, this guy. Positions of note: White House Chief of Staff: Peter Greenberger Who do you think is the REAL power behind the internet? Pulling in Google’s Man in DC …

You gotta tackle these things early. AP: Obama Eyes College Football Playoff

When it’s the gold standard in campaign websites, it’s no wonder foreign politicians want to steal it.  [Xerox]

Note:  If you have a rant or something you think is post worthy, email it to us at [email protected] or drop it in the comment section.  As long as it doesn’t sound like a 3 year-old wrote it, you might just get front page love, like our friend PhoenixSunsPhan. ————- …