President-Elect Obama, who’s yet to attend church [none of our business] since being elected, has instead found worship at the local gym. According to a lucky staffer tasked with smoothing things over with God, Obama doesn’t want to place burden on his fellow churchgoers. “Because they have a great deal …

FamousDC Secretary of Education closes down his blog. JoMa: I won’t bury the lede: After nearly two years, the curtain is coming down on this blog. We’ll see ya round JoMa. Have fun at 1600!

Obesity is no longer a disease – It’s a privilege.  [We assume the seats are together]

Has anyone seen Bloomberg News reporter Nicholas Johnston lately? If not, you should call him. We’re pretty sure he kicked off for the Chargers last night.

Capitalizing on my 15 minutes of “fame”… here goes nothing. PHOENIXSUNSPHAN GOES TO D.C. Imagine if you will, that I choose under my own volition to actually go to D.C and leave the sunswept warmth of the lower Sonoran desert.  Imagine if you will, that I go back to that …

Best Headline [ever]

Breaking News: Reports are coming out that one of the editors of FamousDC carried Politico reporter Ryan Grim in her womb for 9 months.

We’ll call this the “Are You Shitting Me?” video of the day. h/t Extreme Turkey

FamousDC is proud to present another installment of our “What Happens to Political Reporters Post Election?” series. Following a tiring campaign season, John Stanton decided he was done chasing down elected officials through the halls of the Capitol. Instead, he chased his dreams (and taste buds) and opened up “Crazy …

WOW – The Washington Times SA Miller took a page out of Marty McFly’s playbook. He’s traveled in time to a far away land known as “tomorrow” to file this story. Can someone email him and ask if we should start Big Ben in tonight’s Steelers – Bengals game?

Okay, which one of these news orgs is right? Which one is wrong? Which one is trigger happy on the Breaking News button? Can someone please tell us what the hell is going on? Are we all about to own General Motors? If so, do we get to ride on …

There are more than a few members of congress that could learn a thing or two from professional golfer J.P. Hayes. Surprisingly, his lesson would be about how they could straighten up their lives, not their drives.  [Ethics 101: PGA style]

Forget Musicovery [pandora] stuffed change [animals] Change [Professor] Transformers [WH]

Some gossip is just so delicious we can’t pass it up.  Below is an example. About a month ago, our friend the Pumpernickel, posted about a recent date she went on.  It seems as if the date went great, up until the point she found out which team he played …