If we used Google’s AdSense network, continual posts about the porn industry bailout would be problematic, but we don’t, so we’ll continue to play along with Larry Flynt’s PR stunt. With that said, welcome to the show the #dontgo Revolution, who is requesting you submit your favorite porn industry bailout …

Andrew Noyes tackles the hard assignments [Vegas]

It looks like we missed one (thanks J!). Washington City Paper: DC Inauguration Guide Check it out. They even have a COUNTDOWN TO OBAMA CLOCK (1,263, 122 seconds at time of posting) PREVIOUS POST: Alright so we know 3-4 million people are heading to D.C. for Obama’s Inauguration. There will …

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Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis, have requested that the porn industry be bailed out. Even though they’re likely one administration too late with their request, we’re wondering if perhaps this will lead to the appointment of a Porn Czar? True story. CNN says so.

After making a living in DC’s fishbowl for the past three years, our good friend Patrick Gavin is moving on.  His next stop: You guessed it, Politico.  And even though some folks joke that Gavin is already on the Politico payroll, we can’t think of anybody better to tackle DC’s …

Missed Story [Giant] You Pick [universe] Celebrate [Budget] Lotts [CA$H] Recap [DMV]

In order to help our nation’s leaders avoid critical fashion faux pas, DressRegistry.com recently sent letters to U.S. Senators urging them to register evening gowns they planned on wearing to upcoming inaugural balls. We hear Sen. Byrd is going to turn back the clock and wear a vintage white gown, …

Maybe not entirely… Beth Mazur: 11-f00t wide House listed for $1.125 Million in Arlington, Va.

Penn Quarter Living

Really?  What will they complain about next?

According to sources, Al Franken ended up winning his Minnesota senate seat by 11 votes – One shy of the total number of diapers in the bag next to him.

FishbowlDC: Bad News for Journos [2008]

Warning:  We watched this video and it scared the crap out of us, so there’s no doubt the children flanking Speaker Pelosi are going to need therapy for years to come.