If he’s qualified to lead, then so is she.

The only thing that would have made this spoof better:  An appearance by Betty White.

Facebook status abuse #1: Craig is multitasking. I’m being Mr. Mom for Billy, booking our New York trip for the first of March, and starting to celebrate Bob Marley’s birthday. What exactly do you mean by “starting to celebrate Bob Marley’s birthday?” If it’s what we think it is, please …

We hear Reuters is thinking about running Craigslists ads in order to get some better story ideas.  Until then, they leave you with this.

Open letter to Claire Suddath RE; Your latest Time article You are a genius.  Just when we thought we were the only ones who didn’t quite appreciate the social phenomenon that is Facebook, we read this. Thank you. Your recent article “25 Things I Didn’t Want to Know About You” …

Someone needs to get a life [seriously] What would they say about Twitter [west winging it] Obama calls out white people [awesome]

CNN’s Campbell Brown makes a pretty good point in her latest column.  [fly fishing congress]

Only in America can a Congressional reporter take sabbatical in order to track the history of drug use in our country. Luckily, that reporter, Ryan Grim, took a few minutes to answer our Famous 5 questions. We hope you enjoy the interview and support your local author: buy the book. …

Get these gentleman a steel cage. Round #1 goes to Tapper.  Hands down.

Today’s Facebook status abuse of the day: Tim Barns hates bitches who think they’re back in sorority-land and can just change the iPod whenever they don’t like the song. FAIL. TRANSFER TO ANOTHER LAW SCHOOL! Tim, virginity can be tough sometimes, but there is no reason for such an outburst …

Write a book [difficult] Kanye [entourage] Cash4Gold [scam] Bill Gates has lost his mind [malaria]

The internet is buzzing about the high price of the so-called economic stimulus bill.  But because we here at FDC have limited knowledge about basic economic principles [we slept through college] and since we eat off the dollar menu from McDonalds, we honestly don’t have much to add to the …

Last night the Washington Press Club Foundation hosted its 876th annual Congressional Dinner.  We hear the food was undercooked, but the entertainment was well done. Some of the talent on stage to deliver the laughs included:  Sen. Klobuchar, Rep. McCarthy and Speaker Nancy Pelosi.  Below are the best jokes of …

UPDATE: Our friend Dave Levy, who blogs at Most Likely to Die Alone [best blog name ever] has a great post on what exactly “fair use” is, and why the AP might get raked over the coals for this. ………….. In a shocking turn of events, the Associated Press is …

Yesterday we unveiled our latest feature, the Facebook Accountability Venture [FAV].  We’re happy to report that it was met with great enthusiasm and we appreciate all of the anonymous tipsters that participated by sending in status updates.  Like the one below: Tim wants to know why he’s always the last …