The creative kids over at the DCCC have developed a pretty clever "Republican Apology Machine."  It allows people to customize an apology message in the event that they someday offend the voice of the GOP. [ImSorryRush.com] Unfortunately the DCCC did not include an option that allows users to print the …

Trent Lott does not seem like a gentleman that would drive one of these.

"This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn’t have McNuggets, I wouldn’t have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don’t want one."  – Some poor lady who just wanted her damn nuggets. [happy meal]

Facebook Status Abuse #1: L is completely disgusted by her father. Who woulda thought?! This is usually about the time when we’d ask "what did he do?" But that’s what you want us to do, so we won’t. Facebok Status Abuse #2: Joe is wasted.com or Joe is exhausted.com Stop …

Sen. John McCain wants to know how one goes about managing a beaver.  [insert bad joke here] h/t McMorris-Santoro

Sometimes it helps to toot your own horn- especially when you’re a Senator struggling to keep your head above water.  [another web guy fired] h/t KingPin We’re guessing his "Endorsements" page is a little light on content too.

Don’t Stop Believing [top 5 ] Unsuspecting [lumpyhead ] Square Root [day ]

It’s official:  The MSM can’t get enough of Twitter.  According to our unofficial report, 90% of news stories lately reference the words Twit, Tweet or Twitter. Don’t believe us?  Proof is here, here and shark jump here . It was also just last week when Politico’s Patrick Gavin crafted a …

Raina Kelley deserves some sort of Pulitzer prize for her latest Newsweek article.  The piece entitled, "Facebook made me do it," is something every Facebooker should be forced to read.  [worth the read] Seven lies we tell ourselves about social networking: 1. I Only Friend People I Really Know 2. …

We have no idea what the hell happened last night on ABC’s "The Bachelor," but whatever it is, it has 99.4% of viewers really pissed off at some dude named Jason.  [reality check]

We’ve been known to get some interesting tips, but this one takes the cake. The tip, along with the Craigslist "Missed Connection" ad was entitled: "Sorry I Thought You Were a Hooker."  It’s a story of a male DC resident who’s desperately trying to reunite with a young lady he …

You know it’s a "snow" news day when all the major news outlets are actively placing odds on the latest GOP steel cage match: Rush Limbaugh vs. Eric Cantor Meanwhile, RNC Chairman Michael Steele is over in the corner jumping up and down. [Remember me?] <a href ="http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/1417803/" >Who should …

You Should Have Seen This [99 ] Beer and cheerleaders [Obama ]

In case Al Roker doesn’t quite do it for you…  [f*cking weather]

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