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It’s Just Plane Nonsense
Her staff says she’s doing the same thing anyone else in her position would do, but when it comes to requesting travel perks, Speaker Pelosi seems to be in a league of her own. [Pelosi One] House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has repeatedly requested military aircraft to shuttle her and her …
Missouri Lawmakers Look To Ban Celebratory Gunfire
Have you ever been so overjoyed with the results of "Dancing With the Stars" that you wandered outside and fired your gun into the air? If you’re a Missouri resident and answered yes to the above question, you should probably get that practice out of your system – quickly. According …
Oprah’s Act of Selflessness
For the first time ever, Oprah has decided to share her magazine cover. [strange choice of photo though]
Economy Driving People to Drink
This would explain the increase in TWIs [Twittering While Intoxicated] over the past few months. [cheers]
Politico Continues Casting Call
Yesterday, Bobby Jindal was compared to a goofy comedian featured on NBC’s hit show "30 Rock." Today, the Politico figured it was time to cast a GOP villain. The winner … [find out] Who will they cast tomorrow? UPDATE: CNN’s Jack Cafferty compares the GOP to a cartoon. [respect your …
Hyper Hill
Are you the crazy cat lady? [meow] They told us to diversify and this is what happened [dammit] I’m not a lady [dating is dead]
The GOP’s Identity Crisis
The newest voice of the GOP can’t shave or drive. [who will it be next?]
Famously Facebooked
Facebook Status Update: Kristy is 3 days cigarette free & miserable!!! Approach w/ Caution! See, it’s possible that not all FB updates have to suck.
Speaking of Good Branding…
What’s the deal with all these tea-bagging parties going on across the country?
Breakfast of Champions
In case you were wondering what President Obama would look like if he was made out of Cheerios. [2% milk]
The More We Look At This, The Better It Gets
After recently learning that Missouri State Rep. Curt Douchebaggery Dougherty sent out a fundraising appeal that read more like a ransom note than it did an invite, we’ve concluded that Mr. Dougherty might be Missouri’s finest politician, [ever]. Dougherty, who addressed the letter to Lobbyists, Friends, Supporters and Rich Uncles, …
Dear Politico: Are You Serious?
We don’t mean to judge, but this is a little too much for even us… The Politico’s latest tabloid Pulitzer winning piece compares Gov. Bobby Jindal to Kenneth the “30 Rock” superstar. We understand the news cycle is so watered down these days, that things like Obama’s use of a …
Twitter Bracket Shaping Up [Tip Box Now Working]
UPDATE: It’s definitely not too late to get your favorite Twit entered into the Bracket Showdown. And yes, the tip box now works. Earlier this week we unveiled what we hope will be a DC Battle of the Tweets – a March madness style Twitter bracket to determine who the …
Must Have Campaign Tool: A Thesaruarus
Ignoring the fact that the colors of this website are awful, there’s something really creepy about this headline. [thesaurus] h/t devine
Famous Friday Wrap Up [March 6]
Another crazy week… Brian Walsh #1 clarified via Facebook that there are indeed two gentleman who live in DC that go by the name Brian Walsh, David Almacy landed at Edelman, Patrick Gavin and Kevin Madden celebrated birthdays, Allison Kaminsky Putala launched her own biz AND had a birthday, the …